The Iconophile's Celebrity Pantheon

THE ICONOPHILE

An angry web geek's multimedia reliquary of the lesser, harder-to-find goddesses and saints of the celebrity pantheon

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REVEALED TRUTHS: *slowly but surely being converted to*
	: *MOVIE: Get Smart.* The action comedy starring Steve Carell and Anne Hathaway opens today.

	: *MOVIE: Beowulf.* Prepare for disappointment: the Polar Express-meets-300 editon of the Anglo-Saxon poem, starring (in stiffly animated form) Ray Winstone, Anthony Hopkins, Crispin Glover, and Angelina Jolie (presented in ~~various states of PG near-nakedness~~ brief CGI sort-of nakedness and Alexander accent), opens today.

	: *MOVIE: Rendition.* The spy/terrorism thriller starring Jake Gyllenhaal, Reese Witherspoon, Alan Arkin, Peter Saarsgaard, and Meryl Streep, opens today.

	: *MOVIE: Reservation Road.* The novel-inspired revenge/redemption drama, starring Joaquin Phoenix, Mark Ruffalo, Jennifer Connelly, Mira Sorvino, and Elle Fanning, opens today.

	: *MOVIE: Lars and the Real Girl.* The coming-of-age dramedy in which the 40-year-old virgin gets a Real Doll, starring Ryan Gosling, Emily Mortimer, Paul Schneider, and Kelli Garner, opens today.

	: *MOVIE: Sydney White.* The Snow-White-in-a-sorority comedy starring a bronzed Amanda Bynes opens today.

	: Another Year Older... Asia Argento of XXX turns 32 today.

	: Judge: No lesser charge in Spector case. The judge in record producer Phil Spector’s murder trial decided Wednesday not to allow the deadlocked jury to consider a lesser charge of involuntary manslaughter.

	: Jury unable to reach Spector murder verdict. The judge in the murder trial of Phil Spector said on Tuesday the jury was unable to reach a unanimous verdict on the charges against the legendary rock producer.

	: Another Year Older... Keeley Hazell turns 21 today.

	: Another Year Older... Tracy Dali of Bikini Summer 2 turns 37 today.

	: Another Year Older... Jennifer Tilly of Bound turns 46 today.

	: Jurors in Spector murder trial resume deliberations. The jury in the murder trial of music producer Phil Spector began a fifth day of deliberations on Friday.

ICONS NOW IN THE RELIQUARY:

Isabelle Adjani Diabolique	Jenny Agutter Logan's Run	Jessica Alba Fantastic Four 9/19	India Allen Wild Cactus
Daniela Amavia Children of Dune	Pamela Anderson Baywatch	Jennifer Aniston Friends	Lysette Anthony Krull 9/13
Asia Argento XXX	Alison Armitage Acapulco H.E.A.T.	Rosanna Arquette Desperately Seeking Susan	Michelle Bauer Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers
Kathleen Beller The Sword and the Sorceror	Monica Bellucci The Matrix Reloaded 9/12	Valerie Bertinelli One Day at a Time	Thora Birch American Beauty
Björk Human Behaviour	Rosa Blasi Strong Medicine	Debra Blee The Beach Girls	Romane Bohringer Total Eclipse
Helena Bonham-Carter Fight Club	Brigid Brannagh Angel	Danielle Brisebois Knots Landing	Kelly Brook The Italian Job
Nina Brosh Bebe model	Bobbie Brown "Cherry Pie" video	Sara Suzanne Brown The Bikini Carwash Company	Brooke Burke Wild On
Amanda Bynes What I Like About You 9/18	Colleen Camp Clue	Christa Campbell From Pinup to Sex Queen: Bettie Page	Erica Campbell Nude model
Deborah Caprioglio Paprika	Mary Carey Sapphire Girls	Bridget Carney Sorority House Massacre 2	Barbara Carrera Never Say Never Again
Lynda Carter Wonder Woman	Laetitia Casta Victoria's Secret 9/14	Jamaica Charley The Sexecutioner	Sarita Choudhury Kama Sutra: A Tale of Love
China Chow The Big Hit	Erika Christensen Swimfan	Melinda Clarke The O.C. 9/19	Lana Clarkson Barbarian Queen
Jennifer Connelly A Beautiful Mind 9/14	Teri Copley We Got It Maid	Nikki Cox Las Vegas	Maria Grazia Cucinotta Il Postino
Elisha Cuthbert 24 9/19	Elizabeth Daily Valley Girl	Tracy Dali Bikini Summer 2	Béatrice Dalle Betty Blue
Sybil Danning Battle Beyond the Stars	Stacey Dash Clueless	Kimberley Davies South Pacific	Rosario Dawson The 25th Hour 9/13
Alexis DeVell Porn star	Yamila Diaz Sports Illustrated	Hilary Duff Lizzie McGuire 9/16	Kirsten Dunst Spider-Man
Eliza Dushku Buffy the Vampire Slayer	Erika Eleniak Chasers	Shannon Elizabeth American Pie	Anna Falchi Cemetery Man 9/17
Sherilyn Fenn Twin Peaks 9/15	Maureen Flaherty Bikini Summer 2	Samantha Fox Page 3 Girl 9/14	Monique Gabrielle Amazon Women on the Moon 9/17
Odalys García Lente Loco	Kelli Garner Thumbsucker 9/16	Janeane Garofalo The Truth About Cats & Dogs	Aria Giovanni Adult model
Judith Godrèche The Man in the Iron Mask	Glori Gold Hot Springs Hotel	Clio Goldsmith Honey	Jill Goodacre Victoria's Secret
Heather Graham Boogie Nights 9/18	Lauren Graham Gilmore Girls	Erin Gray Buck Rogers in the 25th Century	Eva Green The Dreamers
Carla Gugino Spy Kids	Stacy Haiduk Kindred: The Embraced	Gabriella Hall Beverly Hills Bordello	Christi Harris Night of the Demons 2
Anne Hathaway The Princess Diaries	Salma Hayek Desperado	Keeley Hazell Page 3 Girl	Katherine Heigl Grey's Anatomy 9/19
Lori Jo Hendrix Prison Heat	Marilu Henner Taxi	Katie Holmes Dawson's Creek 9/18	Olivia Hussey Romeo & Juliet
Scarlett Johansson Lost in Translation	Michelle Johnson Blame It On Rio	Angelina Jolie Tomb Raider 9/19	Ashley Judd Kiss the Girls 9/15
Elizabeth Kaitan Slave Girls from Beyond Infinity 9/16	Kata Kärkkäinen Nude model	Mami Katagiri Nude model	Alex Kingston ER
Mia Kirshner The "L" Word	Uruka Kitamura Porn Star	Sascha Knopf Shallow Hal	Barbora Kodetová Dune
Sylva Koscina Casanova & Co.	Joanna Krupa Supermodel 9/13	Mila Kunis That '70s Show	Judy Landers BJ and the Bear
Tamara Lee Porn star	Charlotte Lewis The Golden Child	Lisa The Howard Stern Show	Lucy Liu Charlie's Angels
Kathy Lloyd Page 3 Girl	Shannon Long Playboy	Elina Löwensohn Nadja	Natasha Lyonne American Pie 9/17
Jennifer Lyons Can't Hardly Wait	J.J. Mantia Lap Dancing	Yoko Matsugane Japanese Pinup	Mathilda May Lifeforce
Julie McCullough Growing Pains	Rose McGowan Charmed	Kristen Miller She Spies	Karen Mistal Cannibal Women in the Avocado Jungle of Death
Meredith Monroe Dawson's Creek	Stacy Moran Hot Springs Hotel	Beckie Mullen Married ... With Children	Brittany Murphy Don't Say a Word 9/13
Ornella Muti Flash Gordon	Vivianne Natale Model	Rio Natsume Pinup Model	Harumi Nemoto Pinup Model
Anna Ohura Porn star	Lena Olin The Unbearable Lightness of Being	Renee Olstead Still Standing	Jessica Paré Lost and Delirious
Tera Patrick The Seduction of Maxine	Zoe Paul The Perfect Man	Laura Prepon That '70s Show 9/14	Kelly Preston Mischief
Victoria Principal Dallas	Natalie Raitano V.I.P.	Yekaterina Rednikova The Thief	Tara Reid American Pie 9/13
Christina Ricci Black Snake Moan 9/17	Molly Ringwald Sixteen Candles	Tanya Roberts Charlie's Angels	Michelle Rodriguez Girlfight
Charlotte Ross NYPD Blue	Jeri Ryan Boston Public 9/15	Seana Ryan Illicit Lovers	Winona Ryder Saks Fifth Avenue Security Video
Ludivine Sagnier Swimming Pool	Meredith Salenger Dream a Little Dream	Laura San Giacomo Just Shoot Me 9/14	Maria Schneider Last Tango in Paris
Jill Schoelen The Stepfather	Xenia Seeberg Lexx	Pamela Segall Lucky Louie 9/13	Chloe Sevigny The Brown Bunny
Delia Sheppard Mirror Images	Nina Siemaszko Wild Orchid 2	Jamie-Lynn Sigler The Sopranos	Carolyn Renee Smith The Naked Detective
Kim Smith Guess?	Leelee Sobieski Joan of Arc 9/14	Marla Sokoloff The Practice	Mira Sorvino Mighty Aphrodite
Charlie Spradling Wild at Heart	Jade St. Clair Nude Miss World	Aiko Tanaka Soul Train	Audrey Tautou Amélie
Sandra Taylor The Howard Stern Show	Tiffani-Amber Thiessen Fastlane	Cristy Thom Meatballs 4	Uma Thurman Kill Bill 9/17
Jennifer Tilly Bound	Natsuko Tohno Nude model	Liv Tyler The Lord of the Rings	Fabiana Udenio Austin Powers
Frederique van der Wal Victoria's Secret	Liz Vassey The Tick	Sofía Vergara Fuera de Serie 9/18	Petra Verkaik The Last Road
Debi Sue Voorhees Friday the 13th Part V	Teri Weigel Savage Beach	Liza Weil Gilmore Girls	Shannon Whirry Mirror Images 2 9/15
Maria Whittaker Page 3 girl	Michelle Williams Dawson's Creek	Reese Witherspoon Legally Blonde	Kari Wuhrer Sliders
Veronika Zemanová Nude model	Catherine Zeta-Jones Traffic 9/18	Stacia Zhivago Sorority House Massacre 2

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