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Born on Feb 11, 1969 in Sherman Oaks, California, USA.
Some actors become famous for their dramatic prowess, others for their comedic timing, and still others for their looks. This last category is a special breed, as so many actors of this type resent the way they've chosen to become famous once they achieve fame, and try to alter it after the fact. This is particularly true of actresses who become famous for appearing nude in a film; suddenly they decide they're above working nude again, that their fans will follow them to hell and back no matter what, forgetting that celebrities are celebrities only as long as they keep doing the thing that made them famous. And all too quickly these self-deluded souls disappear from the limelight they worked so hard to get into, bitterly wondering what went wrong and why they still can't find work that doesn't involve them taking their clothes off.
Jennifer Aniston is such an actress. From the days when she was a model for Nutrisystem on The Howard Stern Show to her present fame for being the one with the cutest hair on Friends, Jennifer has built her career squarely on her looks. But now, after nearly a decade of being the darling of the country, she's gotten it into her head that the time has come to be taken seriously as an Actress, and has made the time-tested bad move of cutting the very hair that keeps her and the show on the air. Will it work? Will the public now appreciate Jennifer for her comedy instead of her coifure? Sure. Just like it did Keri Russell of Felicity. On the bright side, there are probably still enough Courteney Cox fans out there who won't abandon the show. And if not ... well ... there's always work at Nutrisystem.
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Afterthought: The Hair Thing Something I noticed while catching a promo for an old rerun of Friends: Jennifer's is a face that really only looks good under certain circumstances and from certain angles. The problem is that she has a knobby, Leno-like chin, and a bit of a schnozz as well. I thought at first that this is noticeable only when she has her hair up, but even with her hair down her nose and chin jut out a wee harshly. And therein lies the secret appeal of her original hair on the show, for as over-hyped as it was, it rounded out her jawline (making her chin less pointed) and widened her face (making her nose appear smaller). So what if the do was the show's fifth Friend? It's time to bring the damned thing back already.
Raise your hand if you dont smell like Jennifer Aniston Thursday, July 22, 2010 Who wont be smelling like Jennifer Aniston this year? People who dont shop at Harrods, the exclusive vendor of Jennifers scent and, if last years SmartWater-gate is any indicator, Jennifer Aniston herself.... Read more
The 67th Annual Golden Globe Awards: In case you had a life that evening Monday, January 18, 2010 Some of us may be Ricky Gervais fans, some of us fans of this or that award nominee, but most of us who tuned in for the Golden Globes at all were probably just curious to see who showed up wearing what wardrobe-malfunction-prone dress. Heres some of what you missed if you didnt have the endurance to sit through the whole show.... Read more
Untitled Bounty Hunter Project to premiere ... now Tuesday, June 23, 2009 Despite all the criticism that Hollywoods economic woes have more to do with the dreck it keeps serving up than movie piracy or the ailing economy, there are some good movies out there even nowadays. Is Jennifer Anistons Untitled Bounty Hunter Project one of them? Who cares? Snaps of Jennifer on the set in tight tops are out now, which is all most of us are interested in seeing from her anyway.... Read more
Pieces of Jennifers Body Saturday, June 13, 2009 Its sad, but true: the older a celebrity gets, the less most of us remember why we like them. And with Friends having been off the air for quite a while now, its good that Jennifer Aniston gets out now and then to remind us why people watched that vapid show in the first place boobs.... Read more
Angelina Speaks Out On Brad, Jennifer, And All That Tuesday, December 12, 2006 In another plug for an upcoming film treated as a startling exposé, Vogue magazine finally reveals what Angelina Jolie has repeatedly told everyone else since filming Mr. & Mrs. Smith: that everything was above board with her and Brad while he was still married to Jennifer Aniston. At last the official truth comes out ... again.... Read more
Now That Its Finally All Over... Thursday, May 13, 2004 Mega-hit show though we all know Friends to have been, one wonders now how it ever got on the air.... Read more
Ratings Rogaine Sunday, September 15, 2002 So much for the prediction that Friends was done on account of Jennifer Anistons new do: Between the new pregnant Rachel storyline and Millionaires lost appeal (lost, many feel, from running the show every day till people were sick of it), wringing another season out of Friends is no longer just a theoretical threat.... Read more
Another Show Killed by New Hair? Saturday, September 15, 2001 Well, after a season of the new do, it looks like Friends arent forever after all. And with Rock Star not exactly setting the world on fire, one has to wonder how long it will be before Jennifer Aniston permanently disappears into the same black hole that swallowed Roseanne and Jerry Seinfeld.... Read more
JENNIFER ANISTONS FILMOGRAPHY
* Titles in red feature Jennifer in the raw *
Film
- Just Go with It (2011)
- The Bounty Hunter (2010) .... Nicole Hurly
- The Switch (2010) .... Kassie Larson
- Hes Just Not That Into You (2009) .... Beth
- Traveling (2009)
- Management (2008) .... Sue Claussen
- Marley & Me (2008) .... Jennifer Grogan
- The Senators Wife (2007) .... Rosalind
- The Break-Up (2006) .... Brooke Meyers
- Friends with Money (2006) .... Olivia
- Derailed (2005) .... Lucinda Harris
- Rumor Has It... (2005) .... Sarah Huttinger
- Along Came Polly (2004) .... Polly Prince
- Bruce Almighty (2003) .... Grace
- The Good Girl (2002) .... Justine Last
- Swept Away (2002)
- Rock Star (2001) .... Emily Poule
- Time of Our Lives (2000)
- The Iron Giant (1999) .... Annie Hughes [voice]
- Office Space (1999) .... Joanna
- Dream for an Insomniac (1998) .... Allison
- The Object of My Affection (1998) .... Nina Borowski
- The Thin Pink Line (1998) .... Clove
- Waiting for Woody (1998) .... Herself
- 'Til There Was You (1997) .... Debbie
- Picture Perfect (1997) .... Kate Mosley
- She's the One (1996) .... Renee Fitzpatrick
- Leprechaun (1993) .... Tory
Made for Television Movies/Specials
- Shirtless: Hollywood's Sexiest Men (2002) .... Herself [uncredited; archive footage]
- NBC 75th Anniversary Celebration (2002) .... Herself
- Bad Hair Days (2001) .... (archive footage)
- Camp Cucamonga (1990) .... Ava Schector
Television
- 30 Rock: The One with the Cast of Night Court (Nov 13, 2008) .... Claire Harper
- Dirt: Ita Missa Est (Mar 27, 2007) .... Tina Harrod
- South Park: Rainforest, Schmainforest (4/7/1999) .... Miss Stevens, the Choir Teacher [voice]
- Hercules: Dream Date (11/2/1998) .... Galatea [voice]
- Ellen: Ellen: A Hollywood Tribute (2) (5/13/1998) .... Herself
- Partners: Follow the Clams? (2/12/1996) .... CPA Suzanne
- The Larry Sanders Show: Conflict of Interest (9/27/1995) .... Herself
- Burke's Law: Who Killed the Beauty Queen? (1/28/1994) .... Linda Campbell
- Friends (1994-2003) .... Rachel Green
- Muddling Through (1994) .... Madeline Drego Cooper
- Herman's Head: Jay is for Jealousy (11/4/1993) .... Suzie Brooks
- Quantum Leap: Nowhere to Run August 10, 1968 (10/6/1992) .... Kiki Wilson
- Herman's Head: Twisted Sister (5/10/1992) .... Suzie Brooks
- The Edge (1992) .... Various
- Ferris Bueller (1990) .... Jeanie Bueller
- Molloy (1990) .... Courtney
Video & DVD
- Steven Spielberg's Director's Chair (1996) .... Laura
- Microsoft Windows 95 Video Guide (1995)
JENNIFER ANISTON-RELATED ARTICLES
- Everybody Loves Jennifer
Vogue (Jan 2004) Friends is finished. What now for the worlds most popular celebrity? Jonathan Van Meter sits down with Jennifer Aniston and discovers the stars true feelings about fame, family, and what the future holds.
- Some Kind of Wonderful
Vogue (Aug 2002) Jennfer Aniston is slowly but thoughtfully making her move from television to the big screen. Jonathan Van Meter catches up with the actress as she breaks out of the box.
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