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Born Valerie Anne Bertinelli , on Apr 23, 1960, in Wilmington, Delaware, USA. Reportedly 5' 4".

Men are often accused of having little or no interst in women above the neck. And maybe this is true for the most part. Which makes Valerie Bertinelli all the more interesting, since between her unvaryingly squeaky clean TV persona and less than voluptuous physique she doesn't offer much in the way of a sex icon. Her whole career is essentially built on the cuteness of her face, which, though it's chubbed out some over the years, is still nice to look at.

Cuteness aside, Valerie's reason for remaining in the public consciousness rests on two things: her role in the old TV series One Day at a Time (which ended in 1984), and her much examined, denial-propped marriage to sometime rocker and perpetually relapsing alcoholic Eddie Van Halen (to whom Valerie bears a disturbing physical resemblance).

Also sprach Golem.
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Once More, With Feeling

Wednesday, December 7, 2005
I hadn’t heard much about the Valerie Bertinelli-Eddie Van Halen thing since she left him in 2002 (they were separated in October of 2001), but apparently the move didn’t really take until yesterday, when Valerie’s publicist confirmed that the estranged couple are now officially divorced on account of the usual “irreconcilable differences”.... Read more


Touched by a Lawyer

Tuesday, July 9, 2002
After first losing David Lee Roth, then Sammy Hagar, then Gary Cherone, then Warner Brothers, then the spotlight altogether, legendary guitarist Eddie Van Halen has now lost Valerie Bertinelli as well, his wife of the last 21 years. The only surprise here, really, is that it took 21 years for that to happen.... Read more


VALERIE BERTINELLI’S FILMOGRAPHY

Film

  • Number One with a Bullet (1987) .... Teresa Barzak
  • C.H.O.M.P.S. (1979)
Made for Television Movies/Specials
  • Crazy Love (2003) .... Wife
  • Finding John Christmas (2003) .... Kathleen McCallister
  • Intimate Portrait: Valerie Bertinelli (2000) .... Herself
  • Personally Yours (2000) .... Susannah Stanton
  • A Case for Life (1996) .... Kelly Porter
  • Two Mothers For Zachary (1996) .... Jody Ann Shaffell
  • The Haunting of Helen Walker (1995) .... Helen Walker
  • Murder of Innocence (1993) .... Laurie Wade
  • What She Doesn't Know (1992) .... Molly Kilcoin
  • In a Child's Name (Nov 17, 1991) .... Angela Taylor
  • Taken Away (1989) .... Stephanie Monroe
  • Pancho Barnes (1988) .... Pancho Barnes
  • Ordinary Heroes (1986)
  • Rockabye (1986) .... Susannah Bartok
  • Silent Witness (1985) .... Anna Dunne
  • Shattered Vows (1984) .... Mary Gilligan
  • The Seduction of Gina (1984) .... Gina
  • I Was a Mail Order Bride (1982) .... Kate Tosconi
  • The Princess and the Cabby (1981) .... Joanna James
  • The Promise of Love (1980) .... Kathy Wakeman
  • Young Love, First Love (1979) .... Robin Gibson
Miniseries
  • Night Sins (1997) .... FBI Agent Megan O'Malley
  • I'll Take Manhattan (1987) .... Maxi Amberville
Television
  • Touched by an Angel (2001-2003) .... Gloria
  • Café Americain (1994)
  • Sydney (1990) .... Sydney Kells
  • Saturday Night Live (Feb 28, 1987) .... Host
  • Faerie Tale Theatre: “Aladdin and His Wonderful Lamp” (1984) .... Princess Sabrina
  • The Hardy Boys Mysteries (1977)
  • One Day at a Time (1975-1984) .... Barbara Cooper-Royer
  • Apple's Way (1974)


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