Born Kelly Parsons, on Nov 23, 1979, in Rochester, Kent, England, UK. Reportedly 5' 6", 32E-24-35.

Kelly looks different in almost every photo I've seen of her — despite all the pictures in my archive here, I don't think I'd be able to pick her out of a line up even now.

All the same, Kelly, who started modeling when she was 16, went on to become one of the hottest lingerie models in Britain. (Big jugs go a long way in the homeland of Samantha Fox.) Her sojourn into television, unfortunately, fared less well, as Kelly felt compelled to quit her show The Big Breakfast after the British tabloids published a rumor that she was to be sacked for being “too dumb” (i.e., she couldn't read the teleprompter). Perhaps that's why she left the UK for a turn on Smallville and a role in The Italian Job here in the U.S., where being too dumb has never counted against a model/actress.

Also sprach Golem.
(More recent commentary below)

Kelly Brook’s Comic-Con cleavage
Saturday, July 24, 2010
Geek though I am, I’ve never been that species of geek that feels the need to make a pilgrimage to San Diego every year in answer to Comic-Con’s commercialized call to prayer. Comic books and press junkets just aren’t my particular affliction. Or so I thought until yesterday’s arrival of Kelly Brook and her Page 3 shock-and-awe rack to promote Piranha 3D.... Read more

Holy Christ!
Saturday, July 17, 2010
Like any Kelly Brook fan, I’m anxiously awaiting her appearance in Playboy. But like anyone who’s seen a Playboy celebrity spread in the last decade or so, I know I’ll be disappointed by it. Thank God, then, for Maxim.... Read more

Movie iconolatry with Kelly Brook
Friday, July 9, 2010
Sure, Kelly Brook may not much look like Princess Leia or any of the other movie icons she’s sort-of dressed up as for Total Film, but the nice thing about sporting E-cups is that no one really cares about details like that.... Read more

Kelly Brook in Barbados: This time, it’s professional
Saturday, July 3, 2010
Looks like Kelly Brook’s vacation in Barbados wasn’t all paparazzo pictures of boobs and bikinis — it was photo shoot pictures of boobs and bikinis, too.... Read more

What about all the good things Britain has produced lately?
Sunday, June 27, 2010
Sure, there’s the BP catastrophe and the company’s staunch non mea culpa stance, but then there’s also photos of Kelly Brook in a bikini in Barbados.... Read more

What’s the deal with Loaded magazine?
Friday, May 28, 2010
“Exclusive photos”? “Kelly Brook Topless At Last”? Are you kidding?... Read more

Kelly Brook the new face (and body) of Ultimo lingerie
Monday, May 17, 2010
It’s been a little while, what with that Calendar Girls business and all, but Kelly is finally back where she does her best work: in front of a camera, half-naked.... Read more

Where’s the beef?
Friday, March 26, 2010
Top-heavy model/actress Kelly Brook is known primarily for one thing — or two things, if you like. You’d think that Nestle’s Skinny Cow, for whom Kelly was the host at a celebrity Swap Shop last week, would know how to milk it better.... Read more

And the award goes to ... zzzz
Monday, March 8, 2010
Well, the 82nd annual Academy Awards have come and gone, and it was exactly the conveyor belt-like snoozer people said it would be. And a mostly boobless snoozer, to boot. Mostly.... Read more

Settle down
Wednesday, November 4, 2009
So topless model Kelly Brook is taking Jerry Hall’s place in the stage adaptation of the 2008 film Calendar Girls, and the article about it that doesn’t shout some variation of “KELLY BROOK COMPLETELY NAKED IN CALENDAR GIRLS” can scant be found. But don’t book your flight to London just yet.... Read more

Kelly Brook: Loaded or full of it?
Tuesday, August 25, 2009
Every now and then I read about this or that Apple ad being pulled from circulation in Britain on account of the “truth in advertising” laws in that country being stricter than they are here in the States. Apparently, however, such laws don’t apply to men’s magazines.... Read more

Kelly Brook, back in her bikini as God intended
Saturday, July 25, 2009
It’s been a whole month since Kelly Brook and her Vivacious spokesboobs have been out in public, and some of us have been left waiting like a cargo cult ever since for their return. But thanks to the beach-trolling paparazzi of southern France, that wait is finally over.... Read more

Kelly Brook making the world a better place
Wednesday, June 24, 2009
Things are looking pretty bleak around the globe at the moment — Iran is in turmoil, Lil' Kim is rattling his nuclear saber again, the economy continues to swirl down the toilet bowl — what can one Brit once fired for being “too dumb” possibly do to help?... Read more

Porn Star Riley Steele Publicly Motorboats Kelly Brook’s Boobs
Monday, June 8, 2009
And you, too, can spontaneously and publicly nuzzle, suckle, or otherwise handle Kelly Brook’s ample breasts. Of course, certain restrictions apply:... Read more

Kelly Brook On How To Smell Like You Have E-Cups
Sunday, June 7, 2009
What separates British model/actress Kelly Brook’s “Vivacious” brand of perfume from other celebrity-endorsed perfumes? According to her official site’s recently posted infomercial, packaging. And if by that she means the famously ample curves she uses to sell her invisible product, then there may be such a thing as truth in advertising after all.... Read more

Film

• Three (2006) .... Jennifer
• Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005) .... Beautiful Woman in Painting
• House of 9 (2004) .... Lea
• School for Seduction (2004) .... Sophia
• Absolon (2003) .... Claire
• The Italian Job (2003) .... Lyle's Girlfriend
• Ripper: Letter from Hell (2001) .... Marisa
• Sorted (2000) .... Sarah

• Romy and Michele: In the Beginning (2005) .... Linda

• GMTV (Dec 3, 2004) .... Herself
• The Frank Skinner Show (Dec 2, 2004) .... Herself
• Smallville: “Leech” (Feb 12, 2002) .... Victoria Hardwick
• Smallville: “Hug” (Feb 5, 2002) .... Victoria Hardwick
• Smallville: “Shimmer” (Jan 29, 2002) .... Victoria Hardwick
• Smallville: “Rogue” (Jan 15, 2002) .... Victoria Hardwick
• Patrick Kielty... Almost Live! (Sep 1, 2001) .... Herself
• The Frank Skinner Show (Oct 30, 2000) .... Herself
• TFI Friday (Jun 16, 2000) .... Herself
• The Big Breakfast (1999-2000) .... Herself (Main Presenter)

Cyber Temples

• Kelly Brook Nude Celebrity Movie Reviews
  Mr. Skin
  Bio, filmography, and nude stills and clips from her films

Miscellaneous

• Kelly Brook Filmography
  Internet Movie Database
  Always up-to-date filmography
• Kelly Brook
  Wikipedia
  Kelly Brook in wikireality