Born Kelly Parsons, on Nov 23, 1979, in Rochester, Kent, England, UK. Reportedly 5' 6", 32E-24-35.

Kelly looks different in almost every photo I've seen of her — despite all the pictures in my archive here, I don't think I'd be able to pick her out of a line up even now.

All the same, Kelly, who started modeling when she was 16, went on to become one of the hottest lingerie models in Britain. (Big jugs go a long way in the homeland of Samantha Fox.) Her sojourn into television, unfortunately, fared less well, as Kelly felt compelled to quit her show The Big Breakfast after the British tabloids published a rumor that she was to be sacked for being “too dumb” (i.e., she couldn't read the teleprompter). Perhaps that's why she left the UK for a turn on Smallville and a role in The Italian Job here in the U.S., where being too dumb has never counted against a model/actress.

Also sprach Golem.
(More recent commentary below)

Settle down
Wednesday, November 4, 2009
So topless model Kelly Brook is taking Jerry Hall’s place in the stage adaptation of the 2008 film Calendar Girls, and the article about it that doesn’t shout some variation of “KELLY BROOK COMPLETELY NAKED IN CALENDAR GIRLS” can scant be found. But don’t book your flight to London just yet.... Read more

Kelly Brook: Loaded or full of it?
Tuesday, August 25, 2009
Every now and then I read about this or that Apple ad being pulled from circulation in Britain on account of the “truth in advertising” laws in that country being stricter than they are here in the States. Apparently, however, such laws don’t apply to men’s magazines.... Read more

Kelly Brook, back in her bikini as God intended
Saturday, July 25, 2009
It’s been a whole month since Kelly Brook and her Vivacious spokesboobs have been out in public, and some of us have been left waiting like a cargo cult ever since for their return. But thanks to the beach-trolling paparazzi of southern France, that wait is finally over.... Read more

Kelly Brook making the world a better place
Wednesday, June 24, 2009
Things are looking pretty bleak around the globe at the moment — Iran is in turmoil, Lil' Kim is rattling his nuclear saber again, the economy continues to swirl down the toilet bowl — what can one Brit once fired for being “too dumb” possibly do to help?... Read more

Porn Star Riley Steele Publicly Motorboats Kelly Brook’s Boobs
Monday, June 8, 2009
And you, too, can spontaneously and publicly nuzzle, suckle, or otherwise handle Kelly Brook’s ample breasts. Of course, certain restrictions apply:... Read more

Kelly Brook On How To Smell Like You Have E-Cups
Sunday, June 7, 2009
What separates British model/actress Kelly Brook’s “Vivacious” brand of perfume from other celebrity-endorsed perfumes? According to her official site’s recently posted infomercial, packaging. And if by that she means the famously ample curves she uses to sell her invisible product, then there may be such a thing as truth in advertising after all.... Read more

Film

• Three (2006) .... Jennifer
• Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005) .... Beautiful Woman in Painting
• House of 9 (2004) .... Lea
• School for Seduction (2004) .... Sophia
• Absolon (2003) .... Claire
• The Italian Job (2003) .... Lyle's Girlfriend
• Ripper: Letter from Hell (2001) .... Marisa
• Sorted (2000) .... Sarah

• Romy and Michele: In the Beginning (2005) .... Linda

• GMTV (Dec 3, 2004) .... Herself
• The Frank Skinner Show (Dec 2, 2004) .... Herself
• Smallville: “Leech” (Feb 12, 2002) .... Victoria Hardwick
• Smallville: “Hug” (Feb 5, 2002) .... Victoria Hardwick
• Smallville: “Shimmer” (Jan 29, 2002) .... Victoria Hardwick
• Smallville: “Rogue” (Jan 15, 2002) .... Victoria Hardwick
• Patrick Kielty... Almost Live! (Sep 1, 2001) .... Herself
• The Frank Skinner Show (Oct 30, 2000) .... Herself
• TFI Friday (Jun 16, 2000) .... Herself
• The Big Breakfast (1999-2000) .... Herself (Main Presenter)

Cyber Temples

• Kelly Brook Nude Celebrity Movie Reviews
  Mr. Skin
  Bio, filmography, and nude stills and clips from her films

Miscellaneous

• Kelly Brook Filmography
  Internet Movie Database
  Always up-to-date filmography
• Kelly Brook
  Wikipedia
  Kelly Brook in wikireality