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Born Kelly Parsons, on Nov 23, 1979, in Rochester, Kent, England, UK. Reportedly 5' 6", 32E-24-35.
Kelly looks different in almost every photo I've seen of her despite all the pictures in my archive here, I don't think I'd be able to pick her out of a line up even now.
All the same, Kelly, who started modeling when she was 16, went on to become one of the hottest lingerie models in Britain. (Big jugs go a long way in the homeland of Samantha Fox.) Her sojourn into television, unfortunately, fared less well, as Kelly felt compelled to quit her show The Big Breakfast after the British tabloids published a rumor that she was to be sacked for being too dumb (i.e., she couldn't read the teleprompter). Perhaps that's why she left the UK for a turn on Smallville and a role in The Italian Job here in the U.S., where being too dumb has never counted against a model/actress.
Also sprach Golem. (More recent commentary below)
Kelly Brooks Comic-Con cleavage Saturday, July 24, 2010 Geek though I am, Ive never been that species of geek that feels the need to make a pilgrimage to San Diego every year in answer to Comic-Cons commercialized call to prayer. Comic books and press junkets just arent my particular affliction. Or so I thought until yesterdays arrival of Kelly Brook and her Page 3 shock-and-awe rack to promote Piranha 3D.... Read more
Holy Christ! Saturday, July 17, 2010 Like any Kelly Brook fan, Im anxiously awaiting her appearance in Playboy. But like anyone whos seen a Playboy celebrity spread in the last decade or so, I know Ill be disappointed by it. Thank God, then, for Maxim.... Read more
Movie iconolatry with Kelly Brook Friday, July 9, 2010 Sure, Kelly Brook may not much look like Princess Leia or any of the other movie icons shes sort-of dressed up as for Total Film, but the nice thing about sporting E-cups is that no one really cares about details like that.... Read more
Kelly Brook in Barbados: This time, its professional Saturday, July 3, 2010 Looks like Kelly Brooks vacation in Barbados wasnt all paparazzo pictures of boobs and bikinis it was photo shoot pictures of boobs and bikinis, too.... Read more
What about all the good things Britain has produced lately? Sunday, June 27, 2010 Sure, theres the BP catastrophe and the companys staunch non mea culpa stance, but then theres also photos of Kelly Brook in a bikini in Barbados.... Read more
Whats the deal with Loaded magazine? Friday, May 28, 2010 Exclusive photos? Kelly Brook Topless At Last? Are you kidding?... Read more
Kelly Brook the new face (and body) of Ultimo lingerie Monday, May 17, 2010 Its been a little while, what with that Calendar Girls business and all, but Kelly is finally back where she does her best work: in front of a camera, half-naked.... Read more
Wheres the beef? Friday, March 26, 2010 Top-heavy model/actress Kelly Brook is known primarily for one thing or two things, if you like. Youd think that Nestles Skinny Cow, for whom Kelly was the host at a celebrity Swap Shop last week, would know how to milk it better.... Read more
And the award goes to ... zzzz Monday, March 8, 2010 Well, the 82nd annual Academy Awards have come and gone, and it was exactly the conveyor belt-like snoozer people said it would be. And a mostly boobless snoozer, to boot. Mostly.... Read more
Settle down Wednesday, November 4, 2009 So topless model Kelly Brook is taking Jerry Halls place in the stage adaptation of the 2008 film Calendar Girls, and the article about it that doesnt shout some variation of KELLY BROOK COMPLETELY NAKED IN CALENDAR GIRLS can scant be found. But dont book your flight to London just yet.... Read more
Kelly Brook: Loaded or full of it? Tuesday, August 25, 2009 Every now and then I read about this or that Apple ad being pulled from circulation in Britain on account of the truth in advertising laws in that country being stricter than they are here in the States. Apparently, however, such laws dont apply to mens magazines.... Read more
Kelly Brook, back in her bikini as God intended Saturday, July 25, 2009 Its been a whole month since Kelly Brook and her Vivacious spokesboobs have been out in public, and some of us have been left waiting like a cargo cult ever since for their return. But thanks to the beach-trolling paparazzi of southern France, that wait is finally over.... Read more
Kelly Brook making the world a better place Wednesday, June 24, 2009 Things are looking pretty bleak around the globe at the moment Iran is in turmoil, Lil' Kim is rattling his nuclear saber again, the economy continues to swirl down the toilet bowl what can one Brit once fired for being too dumb possibly do to help?... Read more
Porn Star Riley Steele Publicly Motorboats Kelly Brooks Boobs Monday, June 8, 2009 And you, too, can spontaneously and publicly nuzzle, suckle, or otherwise handle Kelly Brooks ample breasts. Of course, certain restrictions apply:... Read more
Kelly Brook On How To Smell Like You Have E-Cups Sunday, June 7, 2009 What separates British model/actress Kelly Brooks Vivacious brand of perfume from other celebrity-endorsed perfumes? According to her official sites recently posted infomercial, packaging. And if by that she means the famously ample curves she uses to sell her invisible product, then there may be such a thing as truth in advertising after all.... Read more
KELLY BROOKS FILMOGRAPHY
* Titles in red feature Kelly in the raw *
Film
- Three (2006) .... Jennifer
- Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005) .... Beautiful Woman in Painting
- House of 9 (2004) .... Lea
- School for Seduction (2004) .... Sophia
- Absolon (2003) .... Claire
- The Italian Job (2003) .... Lyle's Girlfriend
- Ripper: Letter from Hell (2001) .... Marisa
- Sorted (2000) .... Sarah
Made for Television Movies/Specials
- Romy and Michele: In the Beginning (2005) .... Linda
Television
- GMTV (Dec 3, 2004) .... Herself
- The Frank Skinner Show (Dec 2, 2004) .... Herself
- Smallville: Leech (Feb 12, 2002) .... Victoria Hardwick
- Smallville: Hug (Feb 5, 2002) .... Victoria Hardwick
- Smallville: Shimmer (Jan 29, 2002) .... Victoria Hardwick
- Smallville: Rogue (Jan 15, 2002) .... Victoria Hardwick
- Patrick Kielty... Almost Live! (Sep 1, 2001) .... Herself
- The Frank Skinner Show (Oct 30, 2000) .... Herself
- TFI Friday (Jun 16, 2000) .... Herself
- The Big Breakfast (1999-2000) .... Herself (Main Presenter)
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