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Born on Sep 8, 1971 in Hartford, Connecticut, USA . Reportedly 5' 7".

Say what you will about the E! channel, but it's come a long way since its early days when it had about two hours of cheesy fluff that it simply repeated over and over throughout the day. Now it has tons of cheesy fluff, the most popular after The Howard Stern Show being the obnoxious Wild On series hosted by bosomy swimsuit and lingerie model Brooke Burke. Which says a lot for Brooke, since one Wild On is pretty much like another, leaving Brooke the only real reason to watch the show. However, there are only two reasons to watch Brooke, and her face, while certainly attractive enough, isn't one of them, which makes one wonder if this French-Irish-Portuguese journalism-student-turned-model from Arizona won't be as forgotten as post-E! Cindy Margolis or Greg Kinnear once her contract is up and she decides to move on to bigger things.

Also sprach Golem.
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By the way, I myself doubt that Brooke was born in 1971 — I got her date of birth from IMDB.com, an often iffy source at best. Caveat emptor.

Wild On Baywatch
Tuesday, August 22, 2006
On the one hand, in the spirit of the Angelina Jolie-Brad Pitt experiment in eugenics, I suppose it’s only fitting that the Hot Chick of Wild On! be paired and bred with the Hot Dude of Baywatch — but on the other hand, didn’t Brooke Burke just divorce her last husband (plastic surgeon Garth Fisher, with whom she has two kids) not more than a year ago?... Read more

Brooke and Husband/Plastic Surgeon Garth Fisher Part Ways
Wednesday, July 27, 2005
The sun has finally set on the days of free implants for former Wild On hostess Brooke Burke, according to a statement released by the couple today in People magazine, which attributes the break up to their careers having gone in different directions over the past few years.... Read more

Ranking Life Is Great
Sunday, December 5, 2004
Hoping to succeed where Rank failed, Brooke Burke returns to E! tonight as the host of Life Is Great With Brooke Burke.... Read more

Unemployment as the Greatest Career Aphrodisiac
Sunday, October 10, 2004
Well, two years of Brooke Burke being out of the spotlight has finally paid off for the rest of us: she’ll be appearing nude in the next issue of Playboy. I guess those calendars of hers don’t sell themselves.... Read more

The Making of Brooke Burke
Friday, December 6, 2002
Since people often ask, I may as well post it here once and for all: Yes, Brooke Burke’s boobs are works of art, not miracles of nature. And now we have proof.... Read more

Buh-Bye
Friday, April 5, 2002
So much for the FHM thing as far as Brooke Burke is concerned — E! is already casting about for their next Wild On host.... Read more

FHM Hoopla
Wednesday, April 3, 2002
FHM has an online voting booth to determine whose recycled photos will fill the pages of their “100 Sexiest Women in the World” supplement. You can submit up to ten names. Add Brooke Burke’s — and pray that the boost to her celebrity stock will help put her in movies on the one hand but not prompt her to leave her base at E! like Margolis and Kinnear on the other.... Read more

Politically Incorrect
Wednesday, May 16, 2001
Brooke Burke was on an episode of Politically Incorrect a while ago and, much to my surprise, came off as a sensible and articulate person — not the empty-headed cue-card reader I was expecting at all.... Read more