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Born Keeley Rebecca Hazell, on Sep 18, 1986, in Lewisham, England, UK. Reportedly 5' 6", 30E-22-32.
Here in the U.S., I've been largely out of touch with the top-heavy world of The Suns Page 3 section since the days of Samantha Fox and Maria Whittaker, but somehow former hairdresser-trainee-turned-model Keeley Hazell managed to make herself known to me from across the sea and pull me back in. Shes the winner of the 2005 Page 3 idol competition and apparently been hailed as the new Kelly Brook something I wouldnt ordinarily be aware of were it not for her appearances on the covers of British Maxim, FHM, Zoo, Nuts, and all the other pictures of her that have been flooding from the British Isles all over the net to the degree that now Im a fan, even though I dont get those magazines.
The obvious question here, then, is: Why the hell arent the chestier chicks of British FHM and Maxim also in the American editions? That damn revolution of ours was over 200 years ago how much longer are we going to be kept out of the loop? And where the hells our Page 3?
Damn those British. Damn them all.
Also sprach Golem. (More recent commentary below)
Keeley Hazell to star in short film as Venus Saturday, January 16, 2010 International topless sensation Keeley Hazell will be boning up on her Latin to play Venus Passion of the Christ-style in the upcoming film short Venus and the Sun. The films only 15 minutes long but if its done right, that should be more than most of us need.... Read more
Keeley Hazell is more comfortable in her own skin than most Wednesday, November 18, 2009 PETA has a long and illustrious history of print ads featuring strategically naked celebrities whod rather go naked than wear fur; one more is hardly news. Until recently, that is, when the the animal rights organization upped the ante and offered an actual naked celebrity for the cause: topless model Keeley Hazell.... Read more
Page 3 Icon Keeley Hazell Makes Sex Video Sunday, January 14, 2007 The day every male Brit has been waiting for has come at last: A video showing Keeley Hazell having sex is floating around the web.... Read more
KEELEY HAZELLS FILMOGRAPHY
* Titles in red feature Keeley in the raw *
Film
- Cashback (2006) .... Voluptuous Girl
KEELEY HAZELL-RELATED LINKS
Cyber Temples
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