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Born Keeley Rebecca Hazell, on Sep 18, 1986, in Lewisham, England, UK. Reportedly 5' 6", 30E-22-32.
Here in the U.S., I've been largely out of touch with the top-heavy world of The Sun’s Page 3 section since the days of Samantha Fox and Maria Whittaker, but somehow former hairdresser-trainee-turned-model Keeley Hazell managed to make herself known to me from across the sea and pull me back in. She’s the winner of the 2005 Page 3 idol competition and apparently been hailed as “the new Kelly Brook” — something I wouldn’t ordinarily be aware of were it not for her appearances on the covers of British Maxim, FHM, Zoo, Nuts, and all the other pictures of her that have been flooding from the British Isles all over the net to the degree that now I’m a fan, even though I don’t get those magazines.
The obvious question here, then, is: Why the hell aren’t the chestier chicks of British FHM and Maxim also in the American editions? That damn revolution of ours was over 200 years ago — how much longer are we going to be kept out of the loop? And where the hell’s our Page 3?
Damn those British. Damn them all.
Also sprach Golem.
(More recent commentary below)
Page 3 Icon Keeley Hazell Makes Sex Video
Sunday, January 14, 2007
The day every male Brit has been waiting for has come at last: A video showing Keeley Hazell having sex is floating around the web.... Read more
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