Born Angelina Jolie Voight, on Jun 4, 1975, in Los Angeles, California, USA. Reportedly 5' 7", 36C-29-?.

Not the most articulate person in the world off-camera — or stable, as I suppose might be expected of any kid of Jon Voight's — but between the short, black hair, potpourri of tattoos, and the bee-stung lips, former model Angelina Jolie certainly sports an intriguing look. Of course, the boob job helps, and in fact Angelina has gotten a lot more work since she upgraded her Hackers measurements to her present size (36C, she says). On the other hand, most of that work seems to be fairly low-key stuff, and those that aren't haven't done all that well at the box office. Which is too bad, since she actually seems to have some real talent behind all that silicone (as anyone who's seen HBO's Gia a while back already knows). Hopefully she'll get a break soon so I won't be the only perv out there who remembers who she is.

Also sprach Golem.
(More recent commentary below)

Still Wanted?
Saturday, June 28, 2008
Until Angelina Jolie’s emaciated legs are no longer the same thickness as her emaciated arms, it’s time for her to stop playing the Hot Chick in movies.... Read more

Angelina Jolie Comes to Brad’s Premiere As Treebeard
Friday, May 25, 2007
Who knew Angelina Jolie was such a Tolkien fan? First there was the Ring inscription tattooed on her arm, and now her arms themselves look like they belong to the talking tree people from The Lord of the Rings.... Read more

A Dame To Kill For, But Not To Wait For
Thursday, January 18, 2007
A year ago, Rosario Dawson announced in a radio interview that director Robert Rodriguez would wait out Angelina Jolie’s pregnancy to cast her as Ava Lord, the titular “Dame To Kill For” in Sin City 2: A Dame To Kill For.... Read more

Our Lady of the Check-Out Line
Wednesday, January 3, 2007
A few months back I wondered what had happened to Angelina Jolie, the crazy/hot Angelina we all knew and loved. I thought I had the issue nailed until I saw the brilliantly consise, definitive answer painted in living color by artist Kate Kretz. Wickedly on-target.... Read more

Angelina Now Ambassador for the North Pole
Tuesday, December 26, 2006
In her capacity as ambassador for the U.N. High Commissioner for Refugees, Angelina Jolie and husband Brad Pitt made a quick and unannounced visit to San Jose, Costa Rica to hand out Christmas presents to Colombian war refugees.... Read more

New Children To Be Bussed In For Angelina
Thursday, December 14, 2006
Just when U.S. colleges are starting to abandon their long-standing affirmative action programs for admissions, Angelina Jolie has declared that she wants to adopt more children on the basis of race to balance out her “mixed-race family”, predicting that her Asian and African children will be unable to relate to anyone else in the family who isn’t also Asian or African.... Read more

Angelina Speaks Out On Brad, Jennifer, And All That
Tuesday, December 12, 2006
In another plug for an upcoming film treated as a startling exposé, Vogue magazine finally reveals what Angelina Jolie has repeatedly told everyone else since filming Mr. & Mrs. Smith: that everything was above board with her and Brad while he was still married to Jennifer Aniston. At last the official truth comes out ... again.... Read more

The Unbearable Heaviness of Jolie
Wednesday, August 23, 2006
Once upon a time, “Angelina Jolie”, like “Pamela Anderson” before it, was a word in itself in English.... Read more

Waiting for Jolie
Tuesday, March 14, 2006
According to a report on the radio, Rosario Dawson says that director Robert Rodriguez wants Angelina Jolie for the lead in Sin City 2, and is willing to postpone production of the film until after she’s had Brad Pitt’s baby.... Read more

Angelina Pregnant
Wednesday, January 11, 2006
According to a story from Reuters, the world’s most beautiful woman is now carrying a child by the world’s most beautiful man.... Read more

Your Ad Here: The Further Marring of Angelina Jolie
Friday, July 9, 2004
Like the Joker gleefully defacing priceless works of art in the first Batman, so Angelina Jolie has added her most grotesque exhibit to date — and most difficult to CGI out come her next nude scene — to her living museum of permanent doodles.... Read more

Taking Lives
Friday, March 19, 2004
Angelina Jolie’s new thriller opens today. While neither especially good nor especially bad, Angelina looks great in it (if a little underfed), and serves up a brief (and completely gratuitous) nude scene to boot.... Read more

Flop? No Sweat!
Wednesday, August 6, 2003
We all know Angelina Jolie can act. But can she pick a script?... Read more

Geek Conventions Not Just for Has-Beens Anymore
Saturday, July 19, 2003
For those willing to pay for attendance, Angelina Jolie is scheduled to sign autographs from 10 AM to 11 AM at the Comic-Con in San Diego and later preview and otherwise plug her upcoming Tomb Raider 2 from 11:30 AM to 12:30 PM.... Read more

Angelina Jolie & Nic Cage — Done in 60 Seconds
Thursday, June 26, 2003
As far as I know, Angelina Jolie met Nicolas Cage on the set of Gone in 60 Seconds, which is about how long this rumored relationship is likely to last. As Entertainment Weekly put it: “The rumor is that these two are an item. Because they enjoy the same things — short, intense relationships with acrimonious, headline-grabbing breakups.”... Read more

Angelina to Play Linda “Deepthroat” Lovelace in Biopic
Wednesday, December 4, 2002
This came from Ain’t It Cool News, so don’t start hyperventilating just yet:... Read more

“Nude Raider” Comes to the Big Screen
Monday, July 1, 2002
Angelina Jolie has reportedly OKed getting naked in Tomb Raider 2, although the makers of the video game, concerned about Lara Croft’s image, might still put a block on it.... Read more

If Angelina and Billy Bob Can’t Make It Work, What Hope Do the Rest of Us Have?
Friday, June 28, 2002
Like most every other couple that can’t take their hands off each other in public (remember Tom and Roseanne?), Angelina Jolie and Billy Bob Thornton appear to be regretting having tattooed each other’s names on themselves so quickly now that they’ve had two years to think about it. Good thing they brought another kid into it.... Read more

Again with the Boobs
Friday, April 26, 2002
Whenever a movie tanks, film studios are often quick to say that the problem isn’t so much that the movie simply sucks as that the public has lost interest in the movie’s star. Which does little to explain the world’s continued fascination with Angelina Jolie’s fun bags even after ignoring them in last year’s Original Sin.... Read more

Tomb Raider
Saturday, June 23, 2001
Well, it finally happened — the much-hyped video game action flick made a killing it’s opening weekend, then dropped off exponentially once the mediocrity of the film became widely known, but Angelina Jolie, everyone’s favorite nutty sexpot, is now officially a Big Star.... Read more

The Rise of Angelina Jolie
Thursday, January 20, 2000
Every now and then people ask me, “Why do you have people like Uma Thurman and Salma Hayek on your site? I thought ‘The Iconophile’ was all about obscure actresses.” It shouldn’t be long now before they start asking me the same thing about Angelina Jolie.... Read more

Film

• Atlas Shrugged (2009) .... Dagny Taggart
• The Mercenary: Love and Honor (2009; announced)
• Changeling (2008) .... Christine Collins
• Kung Fu Panda (2008) .... Tigress [voice]
• Wanted (2008) .... Fox
• Beowulf (2007) .... Grendel’s Mother [voice]
• A Mighty Heart (2007) .... Mariane Pearl
• The Good Shepherd (2006) .... Clover Wilson
• Love and Honor (2006) .... Catherine the Great
• Mr. and Mrs. Smith (2005) .... Jane Smith
• Alexander (2004) .... Olympias
• Shark Tale (2004) .... Lola [voice]
• Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow (2004) .... Capt. Franky Cook
• Taking Lives (2004) .... Illeana
• Beyond Borders (2003) .... Sarah Jordan
• Lara Croft and the Cradle of Life: Tomb Raider 2 (2003) .... Lara Croft
• Life or Something Like It (2002) .... Lanie
• Original Sin (2001) .... Julia Russel
• Tomb Raider (2001) .... Lara Croft
• Girl, Interrupted (2000) .... Lisa Rowe
• Gone in 60 Seconds (2000) .... Sara “Sway” Wayland
• The Bone Collector (1999) .... Amelia Donaghy
• Pushing Tin (1999) .... Mary Bell
• Playing by Heart (1998) .... Joan
• Hell's Kitchen (1997) .... Gloria McNeary
• Playing God (1997) .... Claire
• Foxfire (1996) .... Legs Sadovsky
• Love Is All There Is (1996) .... Gina Malacici
• Mojave Moon (1996) .... Ellie
• Hackers (1995) .... Kate
• Cyborg 2: Glass Shadow (1993) .... Cash
• Lookin' to Get Out (1982) .... Tosh

• Gia (Jan 31, 1998; HBO) .... Gia Carangi
• George Wallace (1997; HBO) .... Cornelia Wallace

• True Women (1997) .... Georgia Lawshe (adult)

• MTV 2002 Movie Awards (2002) .... Nominee (best female performance, best fight)
• AFI's 100 Years...100 Stars (1999) .... Herself

• Angelina Jolie gives birth to twins: report
  Reuters (Jul 12, 2008)
  Hollywood star Angelina Jolie has given birth to healthy twins, a girl and a boy, in the French Riviera maternity clinic she has checked into.
• Jolie’s Baghdad visit goes A-list
  Associated Press (Feb 7, 2008)
  Note to world leaders: Next time you need instant access to foreign dignitaries and top military brass, forget the usual protocols. Just send in Angelina Jolie.
• Farmers want Angelina Jolie to visit Philippines
  Reuters (Dec 7, 2007)
  A leftist farmers’ group has asked the United Nations to send Hollywood star Angelina Jolie to visit the Philippines to check on the rising number of people displaced by army offensives in the countryside.
• Jolie’s adopted girl conceived during rape: mother
  Reuters (Nov 20, 2007)
  The Ethiopian baby adopted by Hollywood actress Angelina Jolie was conceived after her mother was raped, the woman said this week.
• Angelina Jolie visits refugees in Iraq
  Associated Press (Aug 28, 2007)
  Angelina Jolie visited Iraq on Tuesday to meet with refugees and U.S. troops in the country.
• Jolie lawyer takes fall for media snafu
  Associated Press (Jun 15, 2007)
  Try to control the media? Not me, says Angelina Jolie.
• Jolie: ‘I want to be a great mom’
  Associated Press (May 23, 2007)
  Angelina Jolie says she’s entered a new stage in her life since losing her mother, actress Marcheline Bertrand, to cancer earlier this year.
• Jolie plans to take break from films
  Associated Press (May 22, 2007)
  Angelina Jolie says she plans to take a year off from filmmaking to spend more time with her partner, Brad Pitt, and their children.
• Jolie: more kids, no wedding
  Reuters (May 10, 2007)
  Angelina Jolie wants more children, more quality time with partner Brad Pitt, and no, they’re not fighting, getting married or worrying about the gossip.
• Jolie urges U.S. to boost aid to orphans
  Associated Press (April 26, 2007)
  Angelina Jolie, helping an orphans advocacy group establish its headquarters in the nation’s capital, pushed Thursday for more U.S. aid for education in developing countries.
• The Bold and the Beautiful
  Vogue (Jan 2007)
  Fresh from filming The Good Shepherd, Angelina Jolie opens up for the first time about falling for Brad, life as a mother of three, and why she doesn’t need a shoulder to cry on.
• Jolie says she and Pitt plan to adopt
  Associated Press (December 14, 2006)
  Angelina Jolie says she and boyfriend Brad Pitt want more children, and will likely adopt their next child to try to balance their “mixed-race family”.
• Jolie tells details of romance with Pitt
  Associated Press (December 12, 2006)
  Angelina Jolie says she wasn’t looking for a relationship when she began working with Brad Pitt on Mr. & Mrs. Smith.
• 3 Jolie bodyguards arrested in India
  Associated Press (November 17, 2006)
  Police on Friday arrested three British bodyguards working for Angelina Jolie after they allegedly roughed up parents and students at a Mumbai school
• ‘Do I need to defend that I’m a decent woman?’
  MSNBC (June 6, 2005)
  Actress Angelina Jolie talks with the Today show’s Ann Curry about her relationship with Mr. and Mrs. Smith co-star, Brad Pitt
• Angelina: “I’m Not Excited”
  MSN (May 1, 2005)
  Angelina Jolie says she just can’t seem to get excited lately
• Spy Game
  Entertainment Weekly (Apr 26, 2005)
  Are Pitt and Jolie trying to tell us something? Photos of the actors on a Kenyan beach with Jolie’s son appear to confirm the long-denied rumors of couplehood.
• Lip Service
  Entertainment Weekly (Feb 23, 2005)
  Jim Carrey and Angelina Jolie may costar in comedy. Both have expressed interest in a romantic comedy script developed for them by the screenwriter of The Princess Diaries.
• Jolie Rogering
  News of the World (December 12, 2004)
  Angelina and Banderas sex scene found that was cut for being too real.
• Learning to Fly
  Vogue (Mar 2004)
  Angelina Jolie has become a Hollywood powerhouse, moved to England, embraced motherhood, and won an award for her tireless work as a UN goodwill ambassador, which regularly takes her to some of the most dangerous places in the world. Jonathan Van Meter sits down with a real-life action hero.
• Torch Slinger
  Entertainment Weekly (Feb 24, 2004)
  Angelina Jolie will be Olympic torchbearer. She’ll return to Greece, where she shot Tomb Raider 2, to carry the Olympic flame during the relay to Athens before this August’s games.
• Angelina Jolie Hair-O-Meter
  Entertainment Weekly (Nov 7, 2003)
• Faking It
  Entertainment Weekly (Oct 31, 2003)
  Angelina Jolie’s Third World epic uses a few first-world tricks.
• On ‘Edge’
  Entertainment Weekly (Sep 5, 2003)
  Billy Bob Thornton breaks silence on Angelina Jolie. He says neither of them knows why their marriage fell apart.
• Jolie Good
  Entertainment Weekly (Aug 21, 2003)
  Angelina Jolie replaces Kidman as Brad Pitt’s wife. In Mr. and Mrs. Smith, Jolie and Pitt will play husband-and-wife assassins.
• Beyond Borders
  Entertainment Weekly (Aug 14, 2003)
  For the price of just three Starbucks lattes, you too can give this movie a chance at the box office, reset Jolie’s current career stumble, and maybe even give 2000’s Croupier refugee Owen a shot at stardom.
• Beyond Borders
  Entertainment Weekly (Aug 8, 2003)
  Angelina Jolie launches Cambodian conservation drive. She wants to preserve hundreds of thousands of acres of endangered forests.
• Angelina Jolie Is One Tough Mother
  Entertainment Weekly (Jul 18, 2003)
  With a marriage up in smoke and a few box office burnouts behind her, the TOMB RAIDER star is rekindling her life.
• One Tough Mother
  Entertainment Weekly (Jul 11, 2003)
  Angelina Jolie explains her split from Billy Bob, her new life as a single mom, and why you'll like The Cradle of Life much better than the first Tomb Raider
• Role Call: Angelina Jolie
  Entertainment Weekly (Jul 11, 2003)
  Those lips, those hips, that wacky collection of tattoos and knives. EW.com brings you the best of Angelina Jolie from geek to Greek
• Blood Ties
  Entertainment Weekly (Jul 7, 2003)
  Angelina Jolie talks about sex, knives, and family. She dishes to Barbara Walters about Billy Bob, her dad, her son, and her bisexuality
• Angelina Jolie is one of the hottest brunettes of summer
  Entertainment Weekly (Jun 27, 2003)
  Who says blondes have more fun? We pick 9 dark-haired gals with spark, including J. Lo, Demi, and Angelina
• Ring Blade
  Entertainment Weekly (May 29, 2003)
  Angelina refuses alimony from Billy Bob. She’s granted an uncontested divorce and waives alimony
• Cradle of Life
  Entertainment Weekly (Apr 11, 2003)
  Angelina Jolie pledges $5 million to Cambodian charity. She’ll preserve wildlife areas and help disabled victims of the Khmer Rouge
• Null and Voight
  Entertainment Weekly (Sep 17, 2002)
  Angelina Jolie legally drops her father’s name. Amid her ongoing estrangement from papa Jon, she’s dropping “Voight” as her legal last name.
• Null and Voight
  Entertainment Weekly (Aug 2, 2002)
  Jon Voight says Angelina needs to get help. The actor says his daughter has “mental problems,” that he knew her marriage to Billy Bob Thornton was doomed, and that he hasn’t seen his grandson.
• Girl, Interrupted
  Entertainment Weekly (Jul 18, 2002)
  Angelina files for divorce from Billy Bob. The Tomb Raider star, who recently said she’d barely seen her husband in months, cited irreconcilable differences and seeks sole custody of their adopted toddler.
• Lip Service
  Entertainment Weekly (Jul 17, 2002)
  Angelina says she and Billy Bob have separated. The “Lara Croft” star says she’s hardly seen her husband in four months, and their “priorities shifted overnight”.
• Body Beautiful
  Vogue (Apr 2002)
  For Vogue’s first-ever Shape Issue, who better to represent physical perfection than Angelina Jolie? Encountering the actress who’s played everything from supermodel to superhero, Jonathan Van Meter discovers a woman in fantastic form.
• Daddy and Them
  Entertainment Weekly (Mar 13, 2002)
  Angelina and Billy Bob adopt a Cambodian baby.
• Wonder Woman
  Entertainment Weekly (Aug 15, 2001)
  Angelina Jolie talks to EW — In our exclusive report from the Cambodian jungle set of Tomb Raider, the actress talks about Lara Croft, Billy Bob’s blood, and her brother.
• Bleeding Hearts
  Entertainment Weekly (Aug 14, 2001)
  What’s up with the blood necklaces? — Hollywood’s creepiest couple demystifies their sanguine neckwear.
• Q&A with Angelina Jolie
  E! Online (Jun 12, 2001)
  The Tomb Raider video vixen gets real on Billy Bob, blood bonding and the miracle of padded bras
• Girl, Uncorrupted
  Entertainment Weekly (Nov 5, 2000)
  Razor-sharp turns in TV’s Gia and Wallace got her noticed. Now, with two big movies, Angelina Jolie may move beyond the cutting edge. Who says knife girls finish last?
• Girl, Uncorrupted
  Entertainment Weekly (Jun 13, 2000)
  Why Angelina Jolie’s wild ways are to be applauded Ken Tucker explains how the star’s unpredictable style is shaking up Hollywood.
• Tres Jolie
  Entertainment Weekly (Jun 9, 2000)
  Angelina Jolie discounts divorce and incest rumors. The Gone in 60 Seconds star tells the truth about her tabloid scandals.
• The Wit & Wisdom of Angelina Jolie
  Entertainment Weekly (May 26, 2000)
• Chapel of Love
  Entertainment Weekly (May 8, 2000)
  Billy Bob Thornton and Angelina Jolie marry.
• All Relative
  Us Weekly (May 1, 2000)
  Readers respond to the previous Us article on the relationship between Angelina and her brother.
• The Breast of Times
  Entertainment Weekly (Apr 29, 2000)
  Angelina Jolie’s inadvertant nude scene. The Pushing Tin star reveals more than she intended in her new movie
• Oh, Brother
  Us Weekly (Apr 17, 2000)
  Oscar winner Angelina Jolile's relationship with her brother raises eyebrows.
• Angelina Jolie
  Entertainment Weekly (Mar, 2000)
  Reader's guide to all the top Oscar nominees [EXCERPT]
• 'Everybody Wants a Piece of You,' she said (and then fell to pieces).
  Esquire (Feb, 2000)
  The unbearable tenderness of the best bad girl in movies, Angelina Jolie
• One Flew Over the Cuckoo Bitch
  If Magazine (Jan 21, 2000)
  After Pushing Tin, The Bone Collector, and now Girl, Interrupted, the world is finally discovering the grungy charms of Angelina Jolie.
• Film, Interrupted
  Entertainment Weekly (Jan 12, 2000)
  Angelina Jolie says key scenes were cut. The Golden Globe nominee explains how her character got shortchanged in Girl, Interrupted.
• Trés Jolie
  Movieline (Mar 1999)
  As Jon Voight's daughter, Angelina Jolie is living proof that talent can indeed be inherited. She burst into her own with Gia and George Wallace and won praise for Playing by Heart. Now she's flirting with real stardom in Pushing Tin.
• Gia
  Entertainment Weekly (Jan 30, 1998)
  When the producers of Gia cast 22-year-old Angelina Jolie as the heroin-addicted, lesbian ’80s supermodel Gia Carangi, they knew the young actress could capture both the fashion star’s beauty and her winsome vulnerability.

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