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Born on Aug 20, 1977 in Manhattan Beach, California, USA.

Sometimes the secret to being hot is simply a matter of having less clothes on.

Which may be why the public has taken so little notice of Kristen Miller, the youngest of the three crime-fighting Hot Chicks on the moribund She Spies. Like her co-stars, Kristen is for the most part disappointingly unremarkable-looking as a sex-siren: her face can be cute when it has enough make-up on it, and hot when presented with enough cleavage, but as with most Ass-Kicking Hot Chick shows, She Spies offers too little cleavage (and too little else) to bolster the sex appeal of any of its stars, with the result that Kristen is popularly dismissed as cute at best (among those who even know who she is), and the show, while reportedly being picked up for another season, only airs at 4:00 AM.

Kirsten’s not-quite-hot image might have finally been dispelled, however, by a recent guest appearance on yet another show about a trio of Hot Chicks, the silly but infinitely more watched Charmed, in which she was arguably the hottest she had ever looked — indeed, it was the reason I even took notice of her after giving up on She Spies. And why? Because she was stark naked throughout the whole show. And with that crude but time-tested stunt, Kristen jiggled her way from the obscurity of “cute” to the limelight of “hot” forever, as evidenced by the fact that another fan site devoted to her was forced to shut down due to excessive bandwidth usage after the episode aired. If ever there was any doubt in my mind that Kristen’s allure is inversely proportional to the amount of clothing she has on, that doubt was forgotten the moment I raced to the web to discover that the naked Hot Chick on the horse in Charmed was the same actress I had dismissed years ago from She Spies.

Bigger things may or may not come to Kristen now that she’s flashed the largest audience she’s ever had, but if nothing else, she’s at least made another fan.

Also sprach Golem.


KRISTEN MILLER’S FILMOGRAPHY

Film

  • All In (2006) .... Katie
  • Easier, Softer Way (2006) .... Aimee
  • The Fallen Ones (2005) .... Angela
  • Team America: World Police (2004) .... Lisa [voice]
  • Man of the Year (2002) .... Sally
  • Reality Check (2002) .... April
  • Swimming Pool — Der Tod feiert mit (2001; aka “The Pool”) .... Sarah
Television
  • Joey: “Joey and the Big Break: Part 1” (Sep 22, 2005) .... Jenna
  • Two and a Half Men: “Woo-Hoo, A Hernia-Exam!” (Feb 21, 2005) .... Debbie
  • Charmed: “The Bare Witch Project” (Sep 19, 2004) .... Lady Godiva
  • She Spies (2002-) .... D.D. Cummings
  • Off Centre: “Euan's Brush with Love” (Nov 11, 2001) .... Ginger
  • That's My Bush! (2001) .... Princess Stevenson
  • City Guys: “Kodak Moment” (Oct 14, 2000) .... Sarah
  • Malibu, CA: “Three Dudes and a Baby” (May 20, 2000) .... Stacie
  • Son of the Beach: “Silence of the Clams” (Mar 21, 2000) .... Hottie McDaniel
  • Cherry Falls (2000) .... Cindy
  • Undressed (2000) .... Amelia
  • Malibu, CA: “The Dude of Love” (Feb 21, 1999) .... Holly
  • Malibu Shores: “The Road Not Taken” (May 24, 1997) .... Martha Lewis
  • USA High (1997) .... Ashley Elliot/Alexis Elliot
  • Malibu Shores: “The Fall” (Jun 30, 1996) .... Martha Lewis
  • Malibu Shores: “The Competitive Edge” (Apr 13, 1996) .... Martha Lewis
  • Hope & Gloria: “Sit Down, You're Rockin' the Funicular” (Apr 6, 1996) .... Young Pennsylvanian
  • Saved by the Bell: The New Class: “The Christmas Gift” (Dec 9, 1995) .... Robin
  • Men, Women & Dogs: “The Magic Three-Legged Sex Dog” (2001) .... Sarah
Video & DVD
  • Single White Female 2: The Psycho (2005) .... Holly Parker
  • Dog Watch (1996) .... Naomi


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