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Born Rebecca Renee Olstead, on Jun 18, 1989, in Houston, Texas, USA. Reportedly 5' 3".
She sings. She dances. She does voice-over work. She plays the violin. And shes on some show called Still Standing.
Never saw it. Nor heard of it. But sometime during the run of the show, this Renee Olstead kid, of whom I was happily ignorant, grew up and forced her way into my peripheral vision with what was among the biggest pair of boobs to regularly appear on English-speaking television.
And of course, Pavlovian dog that I am, I was all ready to sit down and watch an episode or two of Still Standing, but the show itself was no longer standing, having already gone off the air the year before.
Not to worry: There are pictures enough of Renee on the Internet, and while most of them are from her younger days and hold no interest for me, brow-raisingly bosomy candids taken after Still Standings fall have also been making the rounds, and convinced me that I need to start watching this girls film career.
Assuming, of course, that she gets one again. As of this writing its been a year since she was last on the tube, after all, and three for the big screen. I dont know what shes waiting for perhaps her music career to take off but shes letting a great rack go to waste in the meantime.
Also sprach Golem. (More recent commentary below)
Renee Olsteads 21st birthday: Happy birthday to all of us Wednesday, June 23, 2010 First there was that show-stopping cleavage at GBKs MTV Movie Awards gift lounge, followed by the bikini boobs later that same day. Now those mudflap girl curves are back and alcohol-legal. This is shaping up to be a very good year.... Read more
Who cares about that ubiquitous scam site calling itself The Facebook of Sex when Renee Olstead and Francia Raisas racks are on actual Facebook? Sunday, June 6, 2010 There are many sites out there calling themselves the Facebook of such-and-such: the Facebook of sex, the Facebook of cash, the Facebook dieting, etc. But so far, only the real Facebook can claim to have Francia Raisa and Renee Olsteads bikini boobs posted for the worlds enjoyment.... Read more
Two reasons to remember that the MTV Movie Awards happened at all Sunday, June 6, 2010 After all the hoopla of the MTV Movie Awards this year, the real show was going on at GBKs gift lounge, where the best gifts were free for anyone with eyes.... Read more
Renee Olsteads buoyant bosom raises hopes for Congo Monday, June 29, 2009 There are many things civil war has left the Congolese bereft of for too long: food, medicine, stability ... and, apparently, brow-raising boobs. Thank God for Renee Olstead, then, who was able to provide one of those items yesterday at the Raise Hope for Congo event. Ill leave it to the Reader to divine which one.... Read more
The Secret Life of Renee Olstead Friday, May 29, 2009 Much has been made in the press about the growing crop of dangerously malnourished actresses in Hollywood, and the cliché is that the business itself pressures them to starve themselves like that. But Im starting to think that this same body-image obsessed business pressured emaciated Renee Olstead to gain weight last year.... Read more
What a Difference a Sandwich Makes Friday, August 8, 2008 The unemployment rate is higher now than its been in six years, gas is becoming like the flame in Quest for Fire, but people who remember who Renee Olstead is still have cause for hope: through the magic and mystery of eating, Renee apparently got her boobs back.... Read more
Did Renee Olstead Get Breast Reduction Surgery? Tuesday, October 30, 2007 After the cancellation of Still Standing, Renee Olstead still had two things going for her. But now, before anyone could ask Who the hell is Renee Olstead?, both those things have disappeared.... Read more
The Gifts That Keep On Giving Sunday, May 6, 2007 Is there any better way to celebrate the gift of life than with eye-popping cleavage on young singer/actresses? The cumulative wisdom of 28 years of The Annual Gift of Life Tribute Celebration answers with a resounding No.... Read more
RENEE OLSTEADS FILMOGRAPHY
Film
- 13 Going on 30 (2004) .... Becky
- Scorched (2003) .... Girl Scout
- Space Cowboys (2000) .... Little Girl
- End of Days (1999) .... Amy
- The Insider (1999) .... Deborah Wigand
- The Usher (1997) .... Little Girl
- Cadillac Ranch (1996) .... Young Mary Katherine
Made for Television Movies/Specials
- Live 8 (2005) .... Herself Berlin
- Divas on Ice (2003) .... Musical Guest Star
- Geppetto (2000) .... Featured
- Out There (1997) .... Megan Tollman
- Ceftin Wiz Kids (1996) .... Katie
- Santa, NASA & the Man in the Moon (1996) .... Renee Olstead
- Deadly Family Secrets (1995) .... Emily Pick
Miniseries
- Streets of Laredo (1995) .... Marci Fant
Television
- The Secret Life of the American Teenager (2008-) .... Madison Cooperstein
- Sarah Kuttner Die Show (May 25, 2005) .... Herself
- TV Total (May 24, 2005 ) .... Herself
- The Two Ronnies Sketchbook (Apr 15, 2005) .... Herself
- Melodien für Millionen (Nov 21, 2004) .... Herself
- Fillmore!: South of Friendship, North of Honor (Oct 11, 2003) .... Lucille [voice]
- She Spies: Poster Girl (Aug 3, 2002) .... Amy Divornak
- My Guide to Becoming a Rock Star: Fame (Mar 15, 2002) .... Selma
- Still Standing (2002-2006) .... Lauren Miller
- Providence: Home for the Holidays (Dec 17, 1999) .... Little Girl
- Chicken Soup for the Soul: Wheres My Kiss, Then? (Nov 9, 1999) .... Lauren
- Touched by an Angel: Doodlebugs (Jan 18, 1998) .... Bits
- Reunited (1998) .... Ami
Video & DVD
- Chris Botti Live: With Orchestra and Special Guests (2006) .... Herself
RENEE OLSTEADS DISCOGRAPHY
Albums
- Stone Country (2000)
- Unleashed (2000)
- By Request (2002)
- Renee Olstead (2004)
- Skylark (2008)
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