Born Rebecca Renee Olstead, on Jun 18, 1989, in Houston, Texas, USA. Reportedly 5' 3".

She sings. She dances. She does voice-over work. She plays the violin. And she’s on some show called Still Standing.

Never saw it. Nor heard of it. But sometime during the run of the show, this Renee Olstead kid, of whom I was happily ignorant, grew up and forced her way into my peripheral vision with what was among the biggest pair of boobs to regularly appear on English-speaking television.

And of course, Pavlovian dog that I am, I was all ready to sit down and watch an episode or two of Still Standing, but the show itself was no longer standing, having already gone off the air the year before.

Not to worry: There are pictures enough of Renee on the Internet, and while most of them are from her younger days and hold no interest for me, brow-raisingly bosomy candids taken after Still Standing’s fall have also been making the rounds, and convinced me that I need to start watching this girl’s film career.

Assuming, of course, that she gets one again. As of this writing it’s been a year since she was last on the tube, after all, and three for the big screen. I don’t know what she’s waiting for — perhaps her music career to take off — but she’s letting a great rack go to waste in the meantime.

Also sprach Golem.
(More recent commentary below)

What a Difference a Sandwich Makes
Friday, August 8, 2008
The unemployment rate is higher now than it’s been in six years, gas is becoming like the flame in Quest for Fire, but people who remember who Renee Olstead is still have cause for hope: through the magic and mystery of eating, Renee apparently got her boobs back.... Read more

Did Renee Olstead Get Breast Reduction Surgery?
Tuesday, October 30, 2007
After the cancellation of Still Standing, Renee Olstead still had two things going for her. But now, before anyone could ask “Who the hell is Renee Olstead?”, both those things have disappeared.... Read more

The Gifts That Keep On Giving
Sunday, May 6, 2007
Is there any better way to celebrate the gift of life than with eye-popping cleavage on young singer/actresses? The cumulative wisdom of 28 years of The Annual Gift of Life Tribute Celebration answers with a resounding “No”.... Read more

Film

• 13 Going on 30 (2004) .... Becky
• Scorched (2003) .... Girl Scout
• Space Cowboys (2000) .... Little Girl
• End of Days (1999) .... Amy
• The Insider (1999) .... Deborah Wigand
• The Usher (1997) .... Little Girl
• Cadillac Ranch (1996) .... Young Mary Katherine

• Live 8 (2005) .... Herself — Berlin
• Divas on Ice (2003) .... Musical Guest Star
• Geppetto (2000) .... Featured
• Out There (1997) .... Megan Tollman
• Ceftin Wiz Kids (1996) .... Katie
• Santa, NASA & the Man in the Moon (1996) .... Renee Olstead
• Deadly Family Secrets (1995) .... Emily Pick

• Streets of Laredo (1995) .... Marci Fant

• Sarah Kuttner — Die Show (May 25, 2005) .... Herself
• TV Total (May 24, 2005 ) .... Herself
• The Two Ronnies Sketchbook (Apr 15, 2005) .... Herself
• Melodien für Millionen (Nov 21, 2004) .... Herself
• Fillmore!: “South of Friendship, North of Honor” (Oct 11, 2003) .... Lucille [voice]
• She Spies: “Poster Girl” (Aug 3, 2002) .... Amy Divornak
• My Guide to Becoming a Rock Star: “Fame” (Mar 15, 2002) .... Selma
• Still Standing (2002-2006) .... Lauren Miller
• Providence: “Home for the Holidays” (Dec 17, 1999) .... Little Girl
• Chicken Soup for the Soul: “Where’s My Kiss, Then?” (Nov 9, 1999) .... Lauren
• Touched by an Angel: “Doodlebugs” (Jan 18, 1998) .... Bits
• Reunited (1998) .... Ami

• Chris Botti Live: With Orchestra and Special Guests (2006) .... Herself

Albums

• Stone Country (2000)
• Unleashed (2000)
• By Request (2002)
• Renee Olstead (2004)
• Skylark (2008)

Miscellaneous

• Renee Olstead Filmography
  Internet Movie Database
  Always up-to-date filmography
• Renee Olstead
  Wikipedia
  Renee Olstead in wikireality