Late night cable pervs might know her as “Jade Stratford”, but to the rest of the world that's heard of her she's “Jade St. Clair”, loud, somewhat obnoxious Texan burlesque nude dancer and model extraordinaire. In 1996 she became the reigning “Miss Nude World”, and since then she's made a career of being a firecracker nude pageant host and guest on cable and radio shows (including The Howard Stern Show where, because of her difficulty getting on the show, she was able to announce her “Miss Nude World” title and promote the pageant only after her official reign had already ended).

But apart from her boisterous personality, which this site has little interest in, Jade has also distinguished herself in another area: she had one of the best boob jobs in the business. Other, more famous adult entertainers like Racquel Darrian and Teri Weigel, who presumably can afford better, rarely sport tits that look any more convincing than the ridged foreheads of the Klingons, and which ripple when they move to the point that they appear to have gills. Perhaps it's that Jade used saline where most people use still use silicone. Perhaps it was her choice of doctor. In any case, the days of her natural-looking chest are apparently over; more recent pictures of her suggest that either the benefits of saline don't last forever, or that she, like everyone else, has gone over to silicone. And that's why I've posted this page — to serve as virtual Tupperware where pictures of her younger, saline-bloated chest can stay fresh and natural-looking forever and ever alongside the newer pictures of her harder Rubbermaid rack.

Also sprach Golem.

Film

• Seduction of Innocence (1994) .... Cat

• Penthouse on Campus .... Herself