The Iconophile's Celebrity Pantheon

An angry web geek's multimedia reliquary of the lesser, harder-to-find goddesses and saints of the celebrity pantheon

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REVEALED TRUTHS: *slowly but surely being converted to*
	: *MOVIE: The Spirit.* The Sin City-esque film noir starring Gabriel Macht, Scarlett Johansson, Samuel L. Jackson, Eva Mendes, and Jaime King opens today.

	: Another Year Older... Debi Sue Voorhees of Friday the 13th Part V turns 47 today.

	: Another Year Older... Harumi Nemoto turns 28 today.

	: Another Year Older... Maria Grazia Cucinotta of Il Postino turns 39 today.

	: Another Year Older... Lynda Carter of Wonder Woman turns 57 today.

	: Salma Hayek, Pinault cancel engagement. Actress Salma Hayek has called off her engagement to Francois-Henri Pinault, a French businessman and father of her daughter.

ICONS NOW IN THE RELIQUARY:

Isabelle Adjani Diabolique	Jenny Agutter Logan's Run	Jessica Alba Fantastic Four 7/22
India Allen Wild Cactus	Daniela Amavia Children of Dune	Pamela Anderson Baywatch 7/24
Jennifer Aniston Friends 7/22	Lysette Anthony Krull	Asia Argento XXX
Alison Armitage Acapulco H.E.A.T.	Rosanna Arquette Desperately Seeking Susan	Michelle Bauer Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers
Kathleen Beller The Sword and the Sorceror	Monica Bellucci The Matrix Reloaded 7/22	Valerie Bertinelli One Day at a Time 7/22
Thora Birch American Beauty 7/24	Björk Human Behaviour	Rosa Blasi Strong Medicine
Debra Blee The Beach Girls	Romane Bohringer Total Eclipse	Helena Bonham-Carter Fight Club 7/22
Brigid Brannagh Angel	Danielle Brisebois Knots Landing	Kelly Brook The Italian Job
Nina Brosh Bebe model	Bobbie Brown "Cherry Pie" video	Sara Suzanne Brown The Bikini Carwash Company
Brooke Burke Wild On 7/24	Amanda Bynes What I Like About You	Colleen Camp Clue
Christa Campbell From Pinup to Sex Queen: Bettie Page	Deborah Caprioglio Paprika	Bridget Carney Sorority House Massacre 2
Barbara Carrera Never Say Never Again	Lynda Carter Wonder Woman	Laetitia Casta Victoria's Secret 7/22
Jamaica Charley The Sexecutioner	Sarita Choudhury Kama Sutra: A Tale of Love	China Chow The Big Hit 7/22
Erika Christensen Swimfan 7/24	Melinda Clarke The O.C.	Lana Clarkson Barbarian Queen
Jennifer Connelly A Beautiful Mind 7/22	Teri Copley We Got It Maid	Nikki Cox Las Vegas
Maria Grazia Cucinotta Il Postino 7/24	Elisha Cuthbert 24 7/22	Elizabeth Daily Valley Girl
Tracy Dali Bikini Summer 2	Béatrice Dalle Betty Blue	Sybil Danning Battle Beyond the Stars
Stacey Dash Clueless 7/22	Kimberley Davies South Pacific	Rosario Dawson The 25th Hour 7/22
Alexis DeVell Porn star	Yamila Diaz Sports Illustrated 7/22	Hilary Duff Lizzie McGuire
Kirsten Dunst Spider-Man	Eliza Dushku Buffy the Vampire Slayer	Erika Eleniak Chasers 7/22
Shannon Elizabeth American Pie 7/22	Anna Falchi Cemetery Man	Sherilyn Fenn Twin Peaks
Maureen Flaherty Bikini Summer 2	Samantha Fox Page 3 Girl	Monique Gabrielle Amazon Women on the Moon
Odalys García Lente Loco 7/22	Kelli Garner Thumbsucker 7/22	Janeane Garofalo The Truth About Cats & Dogs
Judith Godrèche The Man in the Iron Mask	Glori Gold Hot Springs Hotel	Clio Goldsmith Honey
Jill Goodacre Victoria's Secret	Heather Graham Boogie Nights 7/22	Lauren Graham Gilmore Girls 7/22
Erin Gray Buck Rogers in the 25th Century	Eva Green The Dreamers 7/22	Carla Gugino Spy Kids 7/22
Stacy Haiduk Kindred: The Embraced	Gabriella Hall Beverly Hills Bordello	Christi Harris Night of the Demons 2
Anne Hathaway The Princess Diaries 7/24	Salma Hayek Desperado	Keeley Hazell Page 3 Girl 7/22
Katherine Heigl Grey's Anatomy 7/22	Lori Jo Hendrix Prison Heat 7/22	Marilu Henner Taxi
Katie Holmes Dawson's Creek	Olivia Hussey Romeo & Juliet	Scarlett Johansson Lost in Translation 7/22
Michelle Johnson Blame It On Rio	Angelina Jolie Tomb Raider 7/22	Ashley Judd Kiss the Girls 7/24
Elizabeth Kaitan Slave Girls from Beyond Infinity	Kata Kärkkäinen Nude model	Mami Katagiri Nude model
Alex Kingston ER	Mia Kirshner The "L" Word	Uruka Kitamura Porn Star
Sascha Knopf Shallow Hal 7/22	Barbora Kodetová Dune	Sylva Koscina Casanova & Co.
Joanna Krupa Supermodel 7/24	Mila Kunis That '70s Show 7/24	Judy Landers BJ and the Bear
Tamara Lee Porn star	Charlotte Lewis The Golden Child 7/24	Lisa The Howard Stern Show
Lucy Liu Charlie's Angels	Kathy Lloyd Page 3 Girl	Shannon Long Playboy
Elina Löwensohn Nadja	Natasha Lyonne American Pie	Jennifer Lyons Can't Hardly Wait
J.J. Mantia Lap Dancing	Yoko Matsugane Japanese Pinup	Mathilda May Lifeforce
Julie McCullough Growing Pains	Rose McGowan Charmed	Kristen Miller She Spies
Karen Mistal Cannibal Women in the Avocado Jungle of Death	Meredith Monroe Dawson's Creek	Stacy Moran Hot Springs Hotel
Beckie Mullen Married ... With Children	Brittany Murphy Don't Say a Word 7/24	Ornella Muti Flash Gordon
Vivianne Natale Model	Rio Natsume Pinup Model	Harumi Nemoto Pinup Model
Anna Ohura Porn star	Lena Olin The Unbearable Lightness of Being	Renee Olstead Still Standing 7/24
Jessica Paré Lost and Delirious	Zoe Paul The Perfect Man	Laura Prepon That '70s Show
Kelly Preston Mischief	Victoria Principal Dallas 7/24	Natalie Raitano V.I.P.
Yekaterina Rednikova The Thief	Tara Reid American Pie	Christina Ricci Black Snake Moan
Molly Ringwald Sixteen Candles	Tanya Roberts Charlie's Angels	Michelle Rodriguez Girlfight
Charlotte Ross NYPD Blue	Jeri Ryan Boston Public	Seana Ryan Illicit Lovers
Winona Ryder Saks Fifth Avenue Security Video	Ludivine Sagnier Swimming Pool	Meredith Salenger Dream a Little Dream
Laura San Giacomo Just Shoot Me 7/24	Maria Schneider Last Tango in Paris	Jill Schoelen The Stepfather
Xenia Seeberg Lexx	Pamela Segall Lucky Louie	Chloe Sevigny The Brown Bunny
Delia Sheppard Mirror Images	Nina Siemaszko Wild Orchid 2	Jamie-Lynn Sigler The Sopranos
Carolyn Renee Smith The Naked Detective	Kim Smith Guess?	Leelee Sobieski Joan of Arc 7/22
Marla Sokoloff The Practice	Mira Sorvino Mighty Aphrodite	Charlie Spradling Wild at Heart
Jade St. Clair Nude Miss World	Aiko Tanaka Soul Train	Audrey Tautou Amélie
Sandra Taylor The Howard Stern Show	Tiffani-Amber Thiessen Fastlane 7/23	Cristy Thom Meatballs 4
Uma Thurman Kill Bill 7/23	Jennifer Tilly Bound 7/22	Natsuko Tohno Nude model
Liv Tyler The Lord of the Rings	Fabiana Udenio Austin Powers	Frederique van der Wal Victoria's Secret
Liz Vassey The Tick	Sofía Vergara Fuera de Serie 7/23	Debi Sue Voorhees Friday the 13th Part V
Teri Weigel Savage Beach	Liza Weil Gilmore Girls	Shannon Whirry Mirror Images 2
Maria Whittaker Page 3 girl	Michelle Williams Dawson's Creek 7/23	Reese Witherspoon Legally Blonde
Kari Wuhrer Sliders	Catherine Zeta-Jones Traffic	Stacia Zhivago Sorority House Massacre 2

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