Alice in Maximland

It’s that rabbit hole all nubile actresses have to go down whenever they have a film they need to promote, and thank God juggy Alice Eve is no exception.

Nothing unexpected here — lots of cleavage, lots of shilling for She’s Out of My League. I haven’t seen the movie yet (having seen the trailer, I think I’ll wait for it come to Redbox), but she seems like she probably has more personality there than in her behind-the-scenes Maxim sound bites. And hopefully more persuasion, as when she’s asked to comment on the modern status of geeks:

I don’t know, geeks are cool now. There’s no such thing as a geek. I feel sorry for the jocks. Like, you go to a movie, and it’s like geek is just chic. Every guy gets the girl ... I think all you have to do is be a geek.

Alice Eve video from her Maxim photo shoot

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Maybe I’ll believe her more in the movie. But I kinda doubt it.

Lucky thing about Alice’s generous jugs, then — which, incidentally, are featured to much greater advantage in last year’s Crossing Over. What her mouth fails to sell, her boobs can make one forget.