Big, naked love

I was as disappointed as anyone who watches Big Love to learn that busty, bug-eyed Amanda Seyfried would be leaving her base to pursue a career in film — especially if Mamma Mia! and Jennifer’s Body are any indication of what to expect. But if a film career for Amanda = nudity, as it does in the upcoming Chloe, I suppose I’ll be willing to suspend judgement for a bit.

Amanda Seyfried stripping down in “Chloe”

But not for too long. To date, Amanda’s charisma alone hasn’t been enough to lure me into the theater, and my prurient interest in her as a more pneumatic version of Rose McGowan has been wearing thin over the years.