If Angelina and Billy Bob Can’t Make It Work, What Hope Do the Rest of Us Have?

Like most every other couple that can’t take their hands off each other in public (remember Tom and Roseanne?), Angelina Jolie and Billy Bob Thornton appear to be regretting having tattooed each other’s names on themselves so quickly now that they’ve had two years to think about it. Good thing they brought another kid into it.