Friday, May 25, 2007
Angelina Jolie Comes to Brad’s Premiere As Treebeard
Who knew Angelina Jolie was such a Tolkien fan? First there was the Ring inscription tattooed on her arm, and now her arms themselves look like they belong to the talking tree people from The Lord of the Rings.
Seriously, what the hell’s happening to Angelina Jolie? Granted, she’s had the Darfur diet look for a while, but more and more she’s resembling model Gia Carangi (portrayed by Angelina herself in the HBO movie Gia), who’s track-ruined arms became so problematic that they famously had to be hidden from view in a Scavullo photo shoot.
But where Gia’s problem affected only a small part of her arms, Angelina’s problem is much harder to hide. Scavullo’s quick fix won’t help her.
At this point, it may be time to consider the Sherilyn Fenn solution.
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