Hell Hath No Fury

Appearing on David Letterman to promote Uptown Girls, Brittany Murphy, who had until recently been dating her Just Married co-star Ashton Kutcher, offered some insight into Aston’s current relationship with Demi Moore: “I think what it says on his part is that age isn’t important, and on her part, that size isn’t important.” Assuming that line wasn’t fed to her by Letterman’s writers, she might have a viable career in punching up scripts if ever she gets bored of acting.