The Making of Brooke Burke

Since people often ask, I may as well post it here once and for all: Yes, Brooke Burke’s boobs are works of art, not miracles of nature. And now we have proof.

One might have guessed that Barely Brooke, the title of her new DVD, also applies to her famous physique by the fact that her nipples seem to have migrated off to the sides of her breasts, but today the matter was settled by Brooke herself. On this morning’s Howard Stern Show (where she was, on the whole, a very boring interview), she mentioned (under protest) that she’s had two breast surgeries (though not by her plastic surgeon husband), going from a B cup to a D, and then to a C.

So there you have it. Mystery solved.