No Nudity for The Girl Next Door

When an AP entertainment writer observed that the closest thing to nudity in The Girl Next Door — a film in which Elisha Cuthbert plays a porn star — was a scene in which her neighbor sees her bare back as she peels off her top, Elisha replied, “That’s as far as I’ve pushed it as far as nudity goes — and probably, that’s about as far as it will go for me.” In this new era of “wardrobe malfunction” hysteria and government-led jihads against obscenity, I suspect we’ll be seeing a lot more potentially topless actresses insisting on keeping their clothes on.

Elisha Cuthbert in “The Girl Next Door”