No Money for The Girl Next Door, Either

Granted, no one expected that The Girl Next Door would be pulling in The Passion of the Christ money, but with a measly six million dollar weekend gross, I think it’s safe to say that word got out that there’s no nudity in this picture about a porn star, that The Girl Next Door is as pointless as every lame R-rated skin flick from the 80s that gets aired on the USA channel — i.e., it’s a movie that by all rights should be bristling with bared boobs but isn’t.

Well, live and learn. Perhaps Elisha Cuthbert will do a few more interviews and retract her earlier moratorium on screen nudity before she goes crawling back to television. In the meantime, this is as risqué as she gets.