Eliza Dushku Topless: A Festivus Miracle for the Rest of Us

Eliza Dushku previews the Rapture in “The Alphabet Killer”

The end has been nigh for Eliza Dushku ever since Buffy went off the air, but now, after five years of false starts, she’s finally seen the light and found her true calling: topless object of meat-beating veneration, as the handful of people who went to see The Alphabet Killer now know.

Maria Florencia Onori
And it’s a much-beaten path she’s found, too, the one followed by most actresses seeking a fresh start after the thing that made them famous begins to fade from the public’s mind. But in Eliza’s case, this sudden conversion is all the more satisfying to watch because, years ago, she famously declared, “You’ve got a better chance of seeing God than seeing Eliza Dushku nude. That’s my stuff, nobody else’s.”

And as Christmas is a time of miracles, the pervy public can now see Eliza’s newly communal stuff here on the Net rather than wait until the the DVD’s official release date in January.

God bless us, every one.