Crap, now I have to watch Lie to Me

Erika Christensen popping out on “Lie to Me”

In light of those suspicious “leaks” of nude Vanessa Hudgens photos shortly before two of her movies, I suppose I should have thought to look up Erika Christensen to learn why her bikini-clad bosom made such an unexpected appearance on Twitter recently.

Well, now we know: Those homeschooled hooters weren’t on display for their health — they were promoting something. And that something was their upcoming guest appearance on the second season of Lie to Me.

Ugh. Lord knows I loves me some Dianetic décolletage, but now I just feel used.