Hollywood’s Unwanted Trophy

One would think that a certified Hot Chick with more name recognition than the celebrity she’s dating would have the upper hand in her love life, but in Heather Graham’s case, it’s usually she who ends up being the dumpee, not the other way around.

Cher’s son Elijah Blue Allman, actor/director Ed Burns, knight Heath Ledger, actor James Woods — none of them could put up with her for very long.

Why are lesser celebrities so quick to unload a trophy like Heather? In an interview with Howard Stern this morning, Korn lead singer Jonathan Davis revealed the Awful Truth: Heather is so unbelievably thick in the head that even the horniest and most desperate men in Hollywood eventually feel compelled to throw her out, big boobs and all.

Considering that the average man will endure near-retardation in a woman as long as she looks good, Heather’s mental midgetness must be of an order of magnitude most men never encounter their entire lives.