Heather Graham’s Boobs Are Still a Bankable Commodity

Not every movie can be a winner, especially if your’re Heather Graham, who hasn’t been in anything of note for nearly a decade now. But sometimes the best part about movies — especially the independent ones few will ever see — are the endless boob-centered photo ops used to promote them. And in Heather’s case, the thumbs are still up. Mostly.

The thing is that many of us haven’t really seen Heather in much since Boogie Nights or Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me, and our image of her hasn’t been updated since then. Heather was 29 when she made the Austin Powers sequel; she’s 39 now, and gravity has taken a toll. Nevertheless, Heather in a bra is still a thing of beauty, and a thing of beauty is a joy for as long as there’s an Internet.

Freeballing it

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