Pieces of Jennifer’s Body

Jennifer Aniston at the Women in Film 2009 Crystal and Lucy Awards

It’s sad, but true: the older a celebrity gets, the less most of us remember why we like them. And with Friends having been off the air for quite a while now, it’s good that Jennifer Aniston gets out now and then to remind us why people watched that vapid show in the first place — boobs.

And here at the Women in Film 2009 Crystal and Lucy Awards, the web trolling public is treated to more of Jennifer’s rack than it’s seen in a long time.

But credit where it’s due: God bless whoever designed Jennifer’s cleavage-enhancing duds. Sure, it might make her look like she’s ready to defend herself against alien attack à la the movie Signs, but it could be Björk’s swan dress for all it matters, as long as it displays her assets to good advantage.