Jennifer’s Stock Plummets Again

It was a hopeful few weeks, but Fox is finally closing down its ratings road less travelled, the much-hyped but very dull series The $treet. And good riddance, too. Serves them right for selling the show based on steamy sex scenes it never really had and making Jennifer Connelly the poster girl when she was scarcely in the thing.

(Well, not the literal poster girl — Jennifer was featured heavily in all the ads as one of the few recognizable names in the series, but a fan of the site informed me that the body in the poster below in fact belongs to model Linda O’Neil, not to Jennifer. But you get the idea.)