How Is This Not Cheating?

Jennifer Tilly’s distracting poker strategy

People have been so delighted with actress Jennifer Tilly’s winning streak in tournament poker these last few years that they’ve neglected to point out one thing: that she’s cheating.

How? Overwhelming distraction. No one can fault Jennifer for being built the way she is, but who among us — man, woman, or four-legged critter — can concentrate on our hand when Jennifer’s boobs are out on the table?

As far as I know, no one’s complained. But of course, when you’ve been stared down by Team Tilly, maybe you’re just too dazed to even notice how you lost.