Jennifer Tilly’s weapons of mass distraction are getting even more massive

As other animals have evolved various mechanisms for defense and attack to adapt to their environment, so mega-boobed Jennifer Tilly appears to have refined her own special adaptations to the life of the celebrity poker player.

If ever Creationists and Intelligent Design advocates needed more proof of evolution at work to convince them to take the saddles off the dinosaurs in their “museums”, they would have no further to look than Jennifer’s spectacularly adaptive boobs.

Really? Really.

Then again, I myself rarely have cause to look further than Jennifer’s boobs in any matter.