The Erotic Misadventures of Jeri Ryan

According to an Associated Press article today, Jeri Ryan has filed for divorce from Republican Senate candidate Jack Ryan, charging that he pressured her to accompany him to sex clubs and have intercourse with him while other people watched.

Despite the potential damage to his campaign presented by the allegations, Jack intends to continue his run for office. “I think that when voters look into their hearts and minds and say, ‘Can we trust this fellow Jack Ryan, or does he try to do the best he can, or is he in this job for the right reasons?’”, he asserts, “I think they’ll see that same sincerity to try do the right thing, though knowing that in the end that I am human and I do fail.”

Fair enough. After all, all the man did was date rape his wife in front of a crowd of leering spectators; it’s not like he did something heinous like get a consensual blow job in private.

But whatever the fate of Jack’s bid for public office, the damage he’s inflicted on that public has already been done, though not widely reported: Because of him, there is now yet another reason the rest of the world will likely never get a Cinemax After Dark glimpse at what Jeri’s been teasing it with all these years.