The Sleeping Dictionary Awakes ... Sort Of

Jessica Alba in “The Sleeping Dictionary”

We’ve all waited a long time to see Jessica Alba on the big screen again — if only for the possibility that she’ll appear in the buff to help sever any lingering ties to Dark Angel — but it looks like we’ll have to wait even longer: Jessica’s The Sleeping Dictionary will be premiering at video stores only, and in any case, as has long been known, her nudity comes courtesy of a body double. A few more duds like this and she might qualify for a part in The Surreal Life with Corey Feldman.