Fantastic Two, Revisited

Now that the DVD is out, Jessica Alba pervs everywhere want to know: Is that scene where Jessica steps out of the shower in the background and quickly becomes invisible really her naked?

My two cents: yes and no — that is, it’s Jessica in the buff all right, but a nipple-less, CGI Jessica more capable of becoming invisible than the real one. Unfortunately, that’s as much as anyone’s likely to ever see of her unless some enterprising paparazzo catches her sunbathing somewhere, but if you’re the kind of person who would Google the cheat code necessary to remove the censor-tiling when the Sims get naked (a code that annoyingly doesn’t seem to work for Macs, by the way — not that I’d know), then the brief Fantastic Four unveiling should tide you over until then.