The Jessica Alba Reality Show

Let’s be honest: As beautiful as Jessica Alba on film might be, she doesn’t really have the curves to capture the public’s libidinous attentions the way, say, Angelina Jolie or Scarlett Johansson have. But as paparazzi have been demonstrating over the last year, she can be a lot hotter than one might have thought possible when she thinks no one’s watching:

Jessica Alba

I don’t know what it is — the surreptitiousness of the photos, the fact that she’s showing a lot more on the beach than she does on film, or simply that her seductiveness isn’t being undermined by her acting — but so far my favorite work of hers to date is the work she’s not getting paid for.