Kari’s Career Gets Hospitalized

Usually actors claw their way out of soap opera hell and on to film once their career momentum allows for it, but with smaller boobs come fewer choices for an actress whose career was built largely on those very boobs, which is how Kari Wuhrer’s career has come to an inglorious convalescence as a regular on the ancient set of General Hospital.

One wonders how long she’ll be able to stand daytime TV before she runs out and has her implants put back in. Or — given her description years ago on The Howard Stern Show as the most self-absorbed person Howard and his crew had ever met (including themselves) — how long daytime will be able to stand her.