Keeley Hazell to star in short film as Venus

International topless sensation Keeley Hazell will be boning up on her Latin to play Venus Passion of the Christ-style in the upcoming film short Venus and the Sun. The film’s only 15 minutes long — but if it’s done right, that should be more than most of us need.

Of course, the length of the film means you’re more likely to see it at the video store or online than in an actual theater.

But the real question is: Does Keeley toss off her toga in this or not?

No word on that yet. But “The Sun” in the title refers to the British periodical whose Page 3, long-famed for its juggy topless models, launched Keeley’s career. So maybe.

And after that somewhat ho-hum sex tape from three years ago, I’d say it’s about time.

Keeley Hazell from her 2007 sex tape