Marilu Henner Marries for Third Time

I understand the need for companionship and grand, romantic gestures, but when you’re 54 years old, have been married twice, and already have kids, maybe a third marriage really isn’t what you need.

Nevertheless, Taxi’s Marilu Henner, 54 years old, twice divorced, and with children of her own, married an old classmate on Thursday — Michael Brown, 54 years old, once divorced, and with three children.

In 2001, Brown underwent surgery for bladder and lung cancer. I don’t know what his condition is today, but if he’s loaded, then perhaps this union makes sense after all, in an Anna Nicole sort of way. As Zsa Zsa Gabor is said to have quipped, “I’m an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house”.