Meaty Aphrodite

If you haven’t seen Mira Sorvino in a while, you’ll probably be as surprised as I was to behold these photos of her new physique at the Like Dandelion Dust premiere, in which her gravure idol-like bosom appears to be larger than her ribcage can support.

The good news is that those are real; that’s all Mira, not Miracle Bra.

The bad news is that they’re pregnancy boobs — Mira had another son just a couple months ago — and they won’t be here for long.

So enjoy them while they last, but don’t get attached. Mira doesn’t get photographed nowadays as much as she did back in her Mighty Aphrodite days, and odds are the next time we see her, those boobs won’t be there.