Tuesday, June 29, 2010
The Island of Dr. Mohr
Having sex with a duck is a misdemeanor in California. But what if that duck used to be Nikki Cox?
THE DEVOLUTION OF NIKKI COX: WHY SO SERIOUS?
Yes, Nikki Cox, whose strange metamorphosis from beautiful comedic actress to bipedal platypus began in 2006 during her courtship with comedic actor Jay Mohr, effectively ending her viability as a wankable commodity in Hollywood and possibly factoring into NBC’s decision to boot her from Las Vegas the following year.
Nikki is clearly more anatiform now than she was in 2006, so the question must now be raised: At what point in Nikki’s trans-species journey does California zoosexuality law finally kick in and start fining Jay Mohr?
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