Sometimes It Sucks to Be Right

When I learned last year that Pamela Anderson would be doing voice work for Stripperella, I asked “can center square be far behind?” The answer, apparently, is “No”.

A visitor to this page directed me to this week’s roster of ex-stars on the Hollywood Squares official site where, lo and behold, Pamela Anderson was not only in it, but the center square to boot.

I’m ordinarily as happy as the next guy to call something right, but seeing her name and crappy bio on the Hollywood Squares site actually made me sad, for this is pretty much the official end of Pam’s time in the sun — at least until her Hep C kicks into high gear and the tabloids start monitoring her physical decay. If she’s smart, she’ll cash in on another sex tape or two before that happens.