Did Renee Olstead Get Breast Reduction Surgery?

After the cancellation of Still Standing, Renee Olstead still had two things going for her. But now, before anyone could ask “Who the hell is Renee Olstead?”, both those things have disappeared.

Of course, if she lost them the old fashioned way — with coke and vomiting after meals — then a return to the old Renee might be just a few milk shakes too many away. But the near-total loss of everything that would help to distinguish her from Alicia Witt or Lauren Ambrose (below) suggests that scalpels, too, were probably involved, which means that the Renee some of us were starting to take notice of is gone forever.

Alicia Witt

Lauren Ambrose

Disappointing, but not surprising, really, given the trend among Hollywood nymphets to starve or snort themselves into the beige background of stick-figured irrelevance. It’s just too bad that Renee did it before she ever got a real chance to be relevant in the first place.