Alexander

Oliver Stone’s surprisingly so-so costume drama with Collin Farrell (looking a bit like a surfer dude), Angelina Jolie, Val Kilmer, Jared Leto, Rosario Dawson, and Anthony Hopkins opens today. While it’s not properly terrible, it’s definitely a disappointment — and in some ways a bit of a mess: One gets the sense that it was conceived in chronological order and then scrambled in the editing room to give it a JFK/Nixon vibe.

On the plus side, Rosario Dawson gets naked for the first time since 1998’s He Got Game. So the film’s not a complete loss.