Scarlett Distracted in Traffic By Her Own Breasts

Cleavage is an amazing thing. I was once in an Albertsons that practically shut down when a stripper strode in to get her groceries, for though her face was weathered and, quite frankly, a little rough on the eyes, her fake boobs were bouncing about so violently as she walked that they threatened to spill out of her skimpy spandex top with every stride, and men and women alike stopped dead in their tracks to furtively take in the show while pretending to look at something else. Apparently even the owners of such show-stopping boobs are not immune to their power. From the NY Post:

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SCARLETT Johansson says she nearly crashed her car when she saw her “brontosaurus-sized” boobs on a billboard for her new movie, The Island. “I was driving through Los Angeles and I look up and see the biggest photo of me I have ever seen in my life on a massive ad space,” she told Scotland’s Daily Record. “I screamed and slammed on the brakes. It’s very strange to see my cleavage the size of a brontosaurus. My breasts were huge . . . I couldn’t get past the cleavage.”