American Divorce

First trollish Bobcat Goldthwait and Las Vegas star Nikki Cox, then whore-hound Charlie Sheen and Denise Richards, then American Pie star Chris Klein and reportedly near-frigid Katie Holmes, and now trollish Joseph Reitman and American Pie star Shannon Elizabeth are calling it quits.

The pecking order in Hollywood may keep everyone from going to the same parties, but they’re clearly all sobering up at the same time.