Tanned, Augmented, and Ready for Prime Time

People used to complain that “they’ll give a talk show to anyone nowadays”, but now television is about to endure an even bigger offense. From TV Guide:

PARTY ON!
Fox is developing a half-hour comedy vehicle for Hollywood party girl Tara Reid, according to The Hollywood Reporter. The deal caught some insiders by surprise given that during her 10-episode arc last season on Scrubs, Reid managed to suck the life out of every scene she was in.

This move seems so out of step with how people perceive Tara now — that is, as an object of ridicule and contempt — that one wonders if this ill-conceived show will in fact ever be aired.