Factory Recall for Tara

Apparently the newer, curvier, and more inebriated Tara Reid that unwittingly unveiled her Frankenscars at P Diddy’s 35th birthday party two years ago didn’t take.

According to an article in The Sun today, Tara has gone back to the clinic for another try — this time to remove all those lipo-scars from her stomach and to lighten the load on her chest. (Perhaps she reckons there’ll be less chance of those headline-grabbing headlights of slipping out if there’s less of them.)