It’s Good to Be the Queen

After OJ was cleared of the murder charge, some people wondered if any evidence short of a video tape of the crime would be enough to convict a celebrity. Apparently, even that’s not enough: Winona Ryder was caught on tape stealing thousands of dollars of merchandise, but they let her go (on account of all the drugs she was allegedly on) and went after her doctor instead.

Which is all very well if you’re a Winona fan. Still, I’m pretty sure that if I get pulled over for a DUI, I’ll be the one going to jail, not the guy who sold me the drinks.